Tearful LOHAN Playmonaut bids adiós to Spain

Playmonaut?

I trust our heroic playmonaut will get his own seat in Business class, and not end up in the hot box?

now we have to get the bloody box heated to a minimum of 56°C for at least half an hour and then branded with hot iron to prove it

You'd better remove PANTS before things get too hot.

Carnet

Does that mean you absolutely have to recover everything or pay duty on it? How does that work with so many consumables?

"We invite LOHAN fans to raise the traditional pint or two"

Yep, will do, just waiting for the engraved beverage container to arrive so that suitable raising of pint can occur.

Now to enter the US of A in style...

Your team on stand-by need to be suitably clad in cardinal outfits and when they start questioning you, you need to respond by saying 'I was only sent here to bring this spaceship - I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition'

Your suitably clad team can then leap out and much hilarity will ensue*

*Note much hilarity may not actually ensue as US border control don't really have much of a sense of humour.