Bank IT bod accused of stealing $40 MEEELLION from employer If you get an email from a hapless Nigerian prince who needs a hand shifting a few million dollars, the message will no doubt wing its way into your spam folder. But should you get a plea for help from a Nigerian sysadmin, you may want to take a second look: the Nigerian government's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission ( …
A quick search on some of the less "pleasant" sites on the web will enlighten you to what happens if you are accused of stealing a chicken or a loaf of bread in the wonderful land of Nigeria et-al. This poor sod ought to take his moolah and GTFOOT.....El sharpish...
I have an account i could help him to offload some of it into....
They ought to do it like the big boys do:
Study finance and business management in college.
Then get hired as a bank manager.
Work your way as high as possible through schmoozing, ass kissing and double dealing.
Then once in position, use every legal/quasi legal/illegal trick to pump them suckers dry for billions!
True, it might take 30 to 40 years to get to the point where you can pull off the heist, but if you're not caught until that point, Instead of being arrested, you'll be given billions more to keep your hosts alive while you keep draining them!*
*Caveat: Does not apply to Iceland banks. There, you *will* be jailed when caught, and the people you robbed bailed out!
(What is wrong with their Government?)
Study finance and business management in college.
Then get hired as a bank manager.
Work your way as high as possible through schmoozing, ass kissing and double dealing.
Then once in position, use every legal/quasi legal/illegal trick to pump them suckers dry for billions!
That's rather insightful. Do you work for HSBC?
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