Who on Earth would buy a digi-watch? Answer: NUDISTS - in their millions

"Nice apples..."

"Big leaf"

"Good grief" <serpent-facepalm-equivalent>

But you still need an iPhone

So not much help.

Smartphone glued to ear?

He doesn't get out much - the phone is a distinctly secondary (or lower) function...

"Nudists have no pockets to carry around a phone"

Just stick it where the Sun don't shine and connect it with your Watch :)

I for one

...don't want to encounter one of these "nature walks" they speak of...

Badly out of touch

"I am not one of the current generation who has a smartphone glued to his ear at all times."

Really? REALLY? This bloke clearly doesn't know that the current generation wouldn't be seen dead with a smartphone glued to their ear - doesn't he know that they are for texting selfies over the information superhighway? Put one to your ear and you won't be able to type OR take photos very efficiently. Such ignorance.

Have you got the time on yer cock?

tee hee

So I take it....

...that they don't approve Google Glass then? <shocked>

i usually have a "sack" with me at all times

even when I'm naked. It may be large but it doesn't have room to hold an iphone.

The iWatch may not have a camera, but it requires an iPhone, which certainly does.

I think Timex wins by a mile here.

Or maybe you're holding it wrong??

All you need is a few body-mods, like hooks, to enable things to be hung from them. A certain fruity company could introduce a kit to facilitate all this: the iPiercing.

"I am not one of the current generation who has a smartphone glued to his ear at all times"

Then why is his opinion of any interest when discussing a modern smartphone accessory? It's about as relevant as asking an Amish what they think of the self-parking features on a modern car.

I'm not sure Apple would like being associated with Nudists... Apple is a US company, and we all know they are quite prudish... (myself I think there is nothing wrong with nudity, its natural, but I won't be walking down the street naked, too bloody cold in this country, even in the middle of summer!)

Provided it is waterproof, dustproof etc...

...which it isn't - because then it would be a Sony one.

would you

adam and eve it?