Pome.
So farewell then.
Sticky footed cosmo-reptiloids.
Lost and found in the inky black.
Should have had a jumper on your back.
E.J. Throbb. (13½)
Russia's space agency has made the announcement everyone must have been fearing: after being launched, lost, and recovered, its famed “sex geckos” have all died. After a premature political announcement of their safe return to Earth, space agency Roscosmos issued a brief statement that the geckos had perished during the …
The important lesson is that when they send some humans to do a similar experiment they'd better take a good thick duvet and bed socks. Obviously this will still be a risky endeavour, but I would like to declare that I am available for experimental space breeding experiments with nubile Russians.
I don't mind muscles on a woman. Mind you, the endurance of a shot-putter should leave me drained after my month of space-bonking, and I'd look like a deflated air bed as I was helped out of the space capsule.
In passing it occurs to me how dull the Reg forums would be if we could only post under our real names.....
Apparently the geckos had expressed sentiments somewhat opposed to Putin's annexation of the Ukrainian Sudetenland, so the Russians cut off their cheap gas heating.
Meanwhile, three "McGeckos" restaurants in Moscow have been shut down due to the mysteriously sudden discovery of "health code violations".
The fact is that the space aliens don't WANT us learning how to breed lizards in space, since they are afraid of mankind developing our own conquering lizard-man space legions, just like the ones the aliens have. So I suspect sabotage.....
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!!