Good article, but why cover this when my, I mean Julian Assange's story is still playing out. Sure Syria, Gaza, Ukraine, are important, but people die all the time. It's not new. The day-to-day life inside the Ecuadorian embassy is not easy and that's real news. You should be asking what it's really like for a 43 year old Australian to defend liberty and freedom for all while cooped up at Flat 3B, Hans Crescent. You remember Bradley Cooper and the way Wikileaks supported him with a collection to cover his legal fees? That money will get to him soon to aid in his trial defense. We need to hear more about that! No wait a sec. Let's more on to more interesting items.
That Edward Snowden bloke is just so last year. People want to hear more in-depth reporting on the impact of Julian's releasing hundreds of thousands of diplomatic cables. Quotes from embarrassed politicians are what sell newspapers and generate donations to Wikileaks. No one wants to hear about Swedish extradition orders or any sexual allegations of a completely unfounded nature. How is this news?
Then there's the food issue. You wouldn't believe what the Ecuadorians serve for dinner every night. You can only eat so many llapingachos and ceviche before you really start craving a takeaway curry. Then there's the popcorn. Served with every meal? Really? And it's plain; no butter or salt. Can't nip down the road for McDonalds every now and then chaps? Oops, it seems I wandered from the central topic which is, of course, Julian Assange. Everyone needs to know more about this vigilant champion of every man's freedom and his struggle to avoid American incarceration. He even said he was leaving the embassy soon so you know big things are coming. He'll get so many back pats from congratulatory police officers as he leaves that it'll leave bruises.
More Julian news, and much less reporting on everything else is what we should take from this exchange. So if you see an article that does not mention my, I mean Julian's, name you should be haranguing that writer for blatantly biased reporting. Right, time for my exercise. I think I'll walk around my room counterclockwise tonight.
Signed,
Anonymous