back to article Twitter gives ANALYTICS to the unwashed masses

Twitter has announced that it is making its full analytics platform available to everyone. The company had made the service available in July to advertisers and verified accounts in a limited rollout. Now everyone can check out their stats. The news was broken by Twitter engineer Ian Chan via, characteristically, a Tweet: …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    FAIL

    Well I never...

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    Fuck that.

  2. Mark 85

    Ah... the good old days return...

    Hit counts, page views... what's next? Site wars? er... Tweet Wars? Twit Wars? Meh...

  3. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge
    Windows

    That's cool! #RussiansInMyKitchen @Guardian

    So while we continue the accelerating spiral into WWIII, everyone can check out if his latest #Narcissism and #ObnoxiousStupidity receives the interest it so obviously demands.

    The future - it's like Brave New World without Alpha and Beta castes.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Oh the Alpha cast is there.

      Just not on Twitter.

  4. Elmer Phud

    Pub Bore?

    Is this Twitter doing a 'see how many friends I've got' like wot Facebook users used to?

    Are we now to experience sad gits who wave bits of paper around that 'prove' how 'popular' they are? Some of those people just go on and on and onan onan onan onan . . .

    1. Mark 85

      Re: Pub Bore?

      I think it's also like what MySpacers used to do. So the journey of the sad gits continues...

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