Looking good
But can we have some ... well larger sized 'T' shirts please. US XXL is great.
Too many years of beer drinking are clearly evident.
LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug
As we reported yesterday, the Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) team has scrapped plans to launch the Vulture 2 spaceplane above Europe and is instead taking its audacious ballocket mission to Spaceport America in New Mexico. To fund the basic extra costs of the relocation, we'll be rattling the tin down at …
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Friday 22nd August 2014 14:38 GMT Camilla Smythe
Re: Looking good
@Ralph B
Assuming Mr Haines has been used as the template to 're-circle the circle' you should be good to go, I humbly apologise.
In respect of an implied, my interpretation, suggestion elsewhere regarding pregnant ladies although that might have been my own illusion, presumably the logo will be subject to relocation and re-cicularisation in order to cover the nascent ballocketnauts bump.
Of course given women come with two jubs, and I realise blokes have two as well but err... There is the opportunity to include both EU and USA logos in the appropriate positions with the required re-circulisation, and three to accommodate pregnant ladies.
Of course given the introduction of ladies to the equation of Lohan Haute Couture a restriction to Small, Medium, Fat Bastard and Extra Fat Bastard might introduce unsolvable mathematical equations to the impossible solution.
Extra Research via online lingerie catalogues might be required.
I am surprised I have, as yet, made no spellling mistakes. Oh silly me, spurl checker not switched on. I shall now write a stiff letter to the OED to get them to sort their act out.
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Friday 22nd August 2014 12:37 GMT Nigel Cro
Mug??
In view of the skilfully crafted and carefully chosen motto for the enterprise, I am surprised to see the logo appearing an a receptacle whose primary purpose is the containment of warm, non-alcoholic beverages.
Could I petition the powers that be for the inclusion of a taller, more glass-like receptacle capable of holding something in the order of 568.261485 millilitres of Tanglefoot*?
* Other Alcoholic beverages are available (but not as nice).
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Friday 22nd August 2014 13:02 GMT Kevin Johnston
Complaints
That's what I see here, nothing but complaints...
I for one am overjoyed to see the offerings and I would be willing to pay double, nay treble the cost to support such a well-meaning body.
Oh, not actually got any prices yet. Must have fallen into a Python moment there, apologies all
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Friday 22nd August 2014 13:12 GMT Ugotta B. Kiddingme
pint glass (screened/imprinted rather than etched)
echoing others who have asked for a pint glass. I know you earlier mentioned that etching was frightfully expensive. However, the imprinting technique used on the coffee mug should also work on a pint glass. I have any number of imprinted beer glasses that are completely dishwasher safe and regularly used. I would dearly love to add one or more with the LOHAN and/or SPB logos.
Ideally, you could offer in three versions: LOHAN (US), LOHAN (EU), and SPB logo on one side with Vulture on the other. Several more choices would cover combinations thereof so as to avoid the aforementioned extra fees
Biting the hand that feeds IT
