Lets hunt tree hugging hippies instead
It'd be fun and I bet they'd taste better anyway.
Sure it proberbly wouldn't be much sport what with afformentioned hippies not owning any spines. But it could be a laugh for a little while.
I think the hippies should all go live in the jungle while they can and leave the rest of us to our own devices.
P.S. me and my mates want to do a world tour eating as many endangered and cute animals as possible. Whale is high up our list (even though it apparently tastes terrible.)