OMG
Well, you learn something new every day they say.
I always thought clunge was a word used to describe the everyday discharge from the female vagina that, when not cleaned regularly, turns into some kind of orange crust.
Ireland's Health Products Regulatory Authority (HPRA) has advised any woman who's trying to get pregnant to check her Clungene, if indeed she's using the Chinese pregnancy test kit to confirm she's up the duff. In some cases, the product has been providing false positives, so just when you think your Clungene is telling you …
The BBC did often make up rude sounding words for sitcoms so as to be as realistic as the situation part of the show without offending, e.g Porridge's "Naff 'Orf", "Nerk" and "Scrote". Channel 4 did the same with "Feck", though I believe that was already used in parts of Eire.
There's also a Scottish word, I believe, "clundy" (with a hardish 'd' almost a 't' sound) meaning a dark, disreputable place, a hole, alley-way or drain opening. As used in the song "Wor Geordie". It's not a great phonetic leap from clundy to clunge.
That "Chinese copy" is no longer a phrase to be used to disparage far eastern products now that they have the skills to rival or surpass other nations.
or do we blame the Irish Medicines Board, or some poor importer (whose Responsible Person has probably broken out into the coldest of cold sweats)
I'd think that a false positive would be the far better alternative since the preparations for pregnancy aren't harmful (Vitamins, cutting certain out certain foods, etc) whereas being pregnant but not knowing can cause all sorts of problems.
Of course anyone that suspects that they might be regnant should see their doctor and get a much better test done.
> I'd think that a false positive would be the far better alternative
Except that this is Ireland, and abortions are still illegal. So for those who do not wish to have a baby at that point in their lives, a false positiive at best results in an expensive trip abroad to get a legal abortion, at worst it may result in some poor unfortunate going through an extremely risky back street procedure for no reason. And they may well never visit a doctor to get a proper test, in order that there is no one to ask awkward questions when the expected baby doesn't appear.
Or they could just have the child, accept their life has changed and deal with it*.
* Speaking not as a foaming-at-the-mouth fundamentalist but as someone who was adopted at birth in the 60s, and may not have been here if abortion was as freely available then as it is today. The inconvenience seems to trump the life too easily.