back to article Not a load of Tosh: 5TB 'surveillance drive' from Toshiba hits shelves

Toshiba has wrung another market slot-filling product out of its 5TB disk tech – a surveillance drive. The company has two existing 5TB disk drive products. There is the MC04ACAnnnE bulk storage drive spinning at 7,200rpm for servers and arrays with cloud-scale needs. It has a 6Gbit/s SATA interface and an 800,000 hours MTBF …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Internet and HDDs are made for porn

    Probably perfect for storing your internet porn as well.

    1. WraithCadmus
      Joke

      Re: Internet and HDDs are made for porn

      This seems to be for predictable workloads, and I would have thought that art films would be a more 'on-demand' endeavour.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Internet and HDDs are made for porn and cat videos

      Probably perfect for storing your internet porn as well as all your lolcat videos.

      FTFY.

  2. CAPS LOCK

    Anyone considering buying a Toshiba drive would do well to review their warranty...

    which for my new drive was effectively 'none'. Shop elsewhere or live to regret it.

    1. joeW

      Re: Anyone considering buying a Toshiba drive would do well to review their warranty...

      Had a 6-month old Tosh drive replaced under warranty earlier this year.

      1. stizzleswick
        FAIL

        Re: Anyone considering buying a Toshiba drive would do well to review their warranty...

        @joeW: the point being that with certain other manufacturers, you rarely need to rely on warranty.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Anyone considering buying a Toshiba drive would do well to review their warranty...

      Like Samsung then?

      4 1TB SSD's failed in the space ot 6 weeks. All less than a year old. Were they replaced?

      What do you think.

      Samsung has been on our 'Do not buy' list ever since.

  3. forquare

    It'll outlive me!

    A MTBF of 800,000 hours!? That's 91 years!

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: It'll outlive me!

      Yup (according to Tosh).

      C.

    2. Justicesays
      Devil

      Re: It'll outlive me!

      This has been extensively tested via their time machine of course.

      And not by hooking up 1000 of them for 2 months and taking stat's from that (after throwing away the ones that failed in the 2-3 weeks.) I'm sure.

    3. Servman

      Re: It'll outlive me!

      It's always wise to invest in storage today for your grandchildren's retirement...

  4. Ross K Silver badge
    Devil

    Toshiba drives are shit

    I don't think they've made a good drive ever.

    I'm guessing they're running slowly to ensure they're under-stressed.

    1. Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face

      Re: Toshiba drives are shit

      I picked a low speed drive for my home server to reduce power consumption and noise.

    2. Down not across

      Re: Toshiba drives are shit

      I don't think they've made a good drive ever.

      Dunno. I have bunch of old 20-40GB 2.5 and 3.5" drives that just refuse to die and they've been abused a lot.

  5. Charles Manning

    NSA drives?

    When the headline said "surveillance drive" I immediately thought of a hall full of these over at NSA.

    It is a sobering (or depressing) thought that just one of these drives can keep 1kbyte of data for every adult on the planet.

    1. MyffyW Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: NSA drives?

      I thought I was just being particularly paranoid today, but that was my first thought too.

      The perils of having Thomas Pynchon as bedside reading...

      For a gentleman answering to Chuck, the authorities raked up some muck, writing to disk, well yes it's a risk, but Myffy just says what the f***

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Last minute change in Toshiba marketing

    Not a load of Tosh: 5TB 'surveillance drive' from Toshiba hits shelves

    Ideal for storing all your pirate bay content Surveillance videos.

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