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Indian techies-in-training face down MAN-EATING LEOPARD - and WIN
You've heard of the tiger that came to tea, but what about the leopard that came to lessons? That's exactly what techies-in-training at the Indian Institute of Technology in Bombay had to deal with when a big cat invaded their campus. After a leopard was spotted by the metallurgy department last week, the local forestry …
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Tuesday 29th July 2014 14:39 GMT Phil W
Re: Still running Leopard?
To make matters worse it may be done as a rolling upgrade so you'll have an assortment of Leopards, Snow Leopards, Lions and Mountain Lions all over the place.
There may also be some Cheetahs, Jaguars, Panthers and Tigers stuffed in the back of a cupboard that everyone has forgotten about.
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Tuesday 29th July 2014 14:51 GMT Chicken Marengo
Re: Still running Leopard?
>>There may also be some Tigers and Panthers stuffed in the back of a cupboard that everyone has forgotten about.
You sure you're not thinking of that lion we found in the wardrobe?
I asked him what he was doing there, he replied: ' Narnia business'
OK, I'm getting my coat.
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Tuesday 29th July 2014 19:31 GMT Anomalous Cowshed
Re: Fauna.
Someone once rang the bell at my house. I opened the door, looked around, there was nobody there. Then I looked down and saw the most massive slug on my doorstep. I was so shocked, I gave it an almighty kick that sent it flying all the way down the street.
One evening, 25 years later, I'd just come back from work, when there was another ring at the door. I opened it, and imagine my surprise when I saw...a huge, ancient and battered-looking slug, slithering on the doorstep.
It stared up at me and suddenly said reproachfully: "Why did you do that, mate?"
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Tuesday 29th July 2014 10:15 GMT Anonymous Coward
My stupidest question ever
I remember my first trip to one of our Indian offices. Standing outside having a nice cup of tea at break time, I noticed a security guard frantically beating the shit out of something on the floor with his shoe.
When I enquired of my colleague what the guard was doing, he said "oh, he's killing that snake".
"Is it poisonous?" I asked.
"Yes of course it is. That's why he's killing it".
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Biting the hand that feeds IT
