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NASA reckons the weather in Hawaii is looking vaguely hopeful for the launch later today of its Low Density Supersonic Decelerator (LDSD) - the flying saucer ballocket mission designed to test inflatable deceleration airbags for possible deployment on future Mars landings. The agency slapped a photo up on Twitter yesterday …

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  1. Anonymous Custard
    Joke

    Our calculation suggest...

    Our calculations suggest the unit would easily allow a plucky Playmonaut to slip the surly bonds of Earth and then some.

    Yes, but where are you going to find a tree big enough for it to get tangled up in when it does come down? Still at least if it came down in the drink you'd have a chance of finding it.

    In fond memory of our heroic and sadly missed pioneer...

    1. Robert Helpmann??
      Childcatcher

      Re: Our calculation suggest...

      Presumably on some other planet. Too, I am not so sure about what went on with the previous Playmonaut. I suspect he faked his own death and is enjoying a life of peace and relaxation somewhere out of the public's eye.

      1. James Hughes 1

        Re: Our calculation suggest...

        I'm not sure that's possible. Playmonauts have rigid arms (no elbows), and are therefore unable to paddle a canoe.

  2. imanidiot Silver badge

    And another bust...

    Cancelled for today too. http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/tdm/ldsd/

  3. detritus

    I trust 963,000m³ of helium isn't a huge amount in the grand scheme of things, given our increasingly limited stocks of the stuff...? Anyone know why they don't just use hydrogen?

    Would make for a nice stratospheric WHUMP! when the rocket ignites...

    1. imanidiot Silver badge

      Stock is getting limited because the US is dumping its reserves. We're not actually running out (yet).

      I think the use of hydrogen for a project of this magnitude has to do with the cost of failure/premature ignition. Eliminating a hydrogen explosion as a factor is probably a big one in an FMEA.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Truth Is Out Here

    I can imagine Martian teenagers with posters containing the 'mysterious alien symbols' 9, 11, 12 and JPL. I hope they have their cameras ready.

    By the way, do we have a grappling hook on the craft to abduct the Martians and stick probes up their bottoms?

  5. Ben Rosenthal

    And how exactly do they plan on avoiding the chrono-synclastic infundibulum?

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