What Apple needs is someone...
...who can communicate their love for all things shiny...how about a Magpie?
Apple has launched a bid to become friendlier to the outside world after losing famously reticent publicity chief Kate Cotton. The fruity firm is looking for a new PR director in an apparent bid to rid itself of the mafia-style policy of omertà it has operated since the heyday of Steve Jobs. Following the departure of Cotton …
"a charm of Magpies"...That's lovely. I like the way that the white feathers at the end of their wings makes it look as though they're all wearing Posh Gloves. At least that's what they remind me of when i'm sighting them at the end of my twelve bore! Funny innit the things that go through your head.
"The receptive powers of the masses are very restricted, and their understanding is feeble. On the other hand, they quickly forget. Such being the case, all effective propaganda must be confined to a few bare essentials and those must be expressed as far as possible in stereotyped formulas. These slogans should be persistently repeated until the very last individual has come to grasp the idea that has been put forward."
Apple have already made the appointment. They just haven't released the press release yet. They've appointed Marcel Marceau.
Ant & Dec were on the shortlist, but were eventually rejected. Apple have denied rumours that they were going to appoint Gary Glitter, with the new slogan: D'you wanna be in iGang...
Apple have denied rumours that they were going to appoint Gary Glitter
They had to reject Gary Glitter because it would have given problems with Adobe :)