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1: Like Totally The Wrong Moment To Snapchat With God!!!! Eve in the Garden of Eden talking to a rather angry God on Snapchat #dontlistentothesnake 2: Note To Rihanna - This Girl Has Class!! Cleopatra's Flickr photostream #bathfullofdonkeycheese 3: So That's The Secret Of Her Smile! LOL!!! Mona Lisa and Leonrado da …

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  1. stu 4

    WTF

    WTF have I just watched…

    get this low brow shite to fuck.

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  2. LarsG

    Contrived rubbish...

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  3. Oli 1

    Needs more Pliers!

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    1. Euripides Pants
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      Coat

      Well, of course. Pliers are Sociable...

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  4. Anonymous Coward
    IT Angle

    What just happened?

    As the title says

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  5. Andraž 'ruskie' Levstik

    Think I blinked...

    Because - blank -.

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  6. RobHib
    Facepalm

    Errrr.

    Ticket to Mars please.

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  7. David Bird

    Some sort of server mixup...

    ...between theregister and cracked.com ? Another downside to the cloud.

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    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge
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      Impossible

      Cracked is actually funny.

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  8. Anonymous Coward
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    I know its friday but what was that shit ?

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  9. WraithCadmus
    IT Angle

    I can see what you're trying to do with Buzzgasm, but it feels a bit out of place. Rather than feeling like a mockery of stupid lists it just comes across as a stupid list. Maybe have it be part of ¡Bong! ?

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      > Rather than feeling like a mockery of stupid lists it just comes across as a stupid list.

      Seconded, this Poe's law in action. There are lists out there on the net that are both serious and far more stupid than this.

      Also it's a bit out of date; the stupid list thing has been somewhat superseded by the even more worthless "what x are you?" quizzes.

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  10. Semtex451

    I liked the Rihanna one

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Trollface

      Who's Rihanna?

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      1. Euripides Pants
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        Trollface

        RTFA - she's Queen of the Nile

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  11. Buzzword

    Not up to scratch

    Come on Reg, you can do better than this! The pliers and the cat 5 cables were brilliant. This is just some kid's first lame attempt at a listicle.

    Also, on the mobile site the pictures come out squashed (at least on iPhone).

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Not up to scratch

      Also, on the mobile site the pictures come out squashed (at least on iPhone).

      I onder if there's a patent for that?

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  12. Blank-Reg
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    Surreal moment where I thought it was a different site for a moment

    Slow news day? Impatient for ITLAP?

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  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    REGGIT.com ?

    <see title>

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  14. Gav
    WTF?

    Eh?

    Err... what?

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I liked the part...

    ...where they took a selfie

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  16. Sir Runcible Spoon
    Facepalm

    Godwin alert

    "#didnazithiscoming"

    groan

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  17. Jim 59

    Best Ever Register Selfie Article ?

    Why You Should Be Shocked At the 10 Best Behind-the-Scenes Stories About Why I No Longer Trust Our Beloved So-2013-It's-Practically...

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  18. ItsNotMe
    Mushroom

    The dumbing down of society continues.

    What a complete bunch of narcissistic crap.

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  19. Tiny Iota
    Pint

    There's a heck of a lot of WHOOOSH in here

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    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge
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      WHOOOSH is simply Not A Big Enough Word To Describe It! LOL!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Fibbles
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        No, we got it. It was just crap.

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    2. Moosh
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      So much of it that several birds and goats have just died.

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  20. Johan Bastiaansen

    How are you feeling?

    Not your usual chipper self eh?

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    1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge
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      Re: How are you feeling?

      Never felt chipperer.

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