Working at that company...
...introducing Ouija boards as a new means of "communication" probably would solve a lot of internal communications problems.
Bosch have invited British punters to commune with the spirit world in order to claim a free steam iron. Anyone who buys a Bosch WAP28360GB or WAQ243D0GB washing machine at Currys is eligible to claim a free steamer, as long as they agree to hand over a small wodge of personal information. One of the questions asks customers …
If I only had time, &%ç* - this misrepresentation should stop.
Any service, promotion or product that requires personal details to acquire is not free, the price is personal data. As you cannot change who you are (and in general it's hard to change the details of your life such to invalidate the data), such an offer is not only not free, but means you'll be paying a lot longer than you think.