I've been sent to quite a few of these "events". Just one big advert.
I've never seen a performance like it where it brings the audience to almost masturbate, without breaking a sweat.
Microsoft UK is inviting you to attend Accelerate Your Insights, a free all-day event at Thames Valley Park, Reading on May 1. Attendees will learn more about Microsoft Office 365, SQL Server 2014 and Azure. The event is streamed so you can dip in and out of the sessions remotely. The Register is a media partner of Microsoft …