Apple to protect your gently roasting rear with 'iTanning' system

It would be great if this made its way into a product. First thing apple have made since the original mini that's made me think about buying something from them.

Only downside I can see is if it gives a false sense of security. It would probably need to be water (and sunscreen) proof too.

Can't see this being that much use in situations where it is actually needed.

One of the first things I, and most people do, when on the beach is remove my watch to avoid that annoying tan line it gives you.

I predict that this sensor will be very useful, and will tell us exactly when the iWatch is due to be released. When it stops receiving all UV data, because hell has frozen over, then-and-only-then will Apple sell a watch.

I suspect they'll be selling a 32K, curved, OLEP, 3d, 100" diamond-encrusted telly first...

I thought...

that all the fanboi's were the same pasty white color as their iProducts and never actually saw the iSun. was iWrong?

I hope

Will it tell you when you're not getting enough UV to stimulate your skin to make vitamin D? All this paranoi about UV is leading to an increase in rickets.

A bit niche...

Since only vampires and gingers will be interested.

Basically this thing will tell you what day it is and that it is in fact day time. As im not a fanbois I dont struggle with either of these variables.

I want an accelerometer in the iWatch. That way I can write an app that counts the number of times you fist bump in a day to make calculating how much of a twat you are that much easier.

Id like to call it the Gangstulator.

The middle class gangsters from the ghetto of surrey will love it.

I could add a ranking system as well. E.g. 50 fist bumps in 24 hours makes you a level 10 pimp. So when they congregate at Cafe Rouge for a hard night on Irish Coffee, Sherry and Moules (you know the real underground shit) they can settle their disputes over bluetooth. Cafe Rouge is just an example, could also be Nandos or Strada. Or ifbthey are from a particularly tough Berkshire ghetto...Pizza Express.

Also they will know to whom the Monte Cristo should be passed to next.