back to article A storage press release FROM the FUTURE

"Evian Storage – Storage so Pure it’s like a torrent of glacial water - announced today the end of the All-Flash-Array with the announcement of its StupendoStore 20000 based around the HyperboleHype storage device. "Our research shows that all-flash arrays are slowing down businesses in their move to meet the new business …

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  1. Terry Cloth

    So, the future is like, two days?

    NT

    1. Euripides Pants

      Re: So, the future is like, two days?

      Nope, 20 minutes. Just like Max Headroom.

  2. jcrb
    Joke

    Is this The Register or The Onion?

    Businesses using disk drives in 2018?

    This article was supposed to come out Tuesday wasn't it?

  3. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Happy

    I knew you were going to say that

    See title

  4. Gavin Mc
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    Nail hit firmly on head

    Well said that man - spot on !

    Flash is a tool, not a solution.

  5. Rob Commins

    Well, if all you have is a hammer

    Well done, Martin. We (Tegile) agree.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stating the bleeding obvious

    Nothing like..

    "No single product will meet all your needs… no matter what the vendor tells

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