kryptonaut for outstanding use of "judiciary".
No contest.
A couple of weeks back, we reported on the shock case of the biroless Irish police station which posed a serious threat to public order in Limerick. Judge Eugene O'Kelly heard the case of one miscreant who rolled up at the Henry Street gardaí station "to sign on as a condition of his bail relating to a separate matter". He …
No, ideally a limerick should contain the *threat* of a rude word ...
There was a young bohemian monk
who went to sleep in a bunk
he dreamt that Venus
was stroking his elbow
and woke up all covered in perspiration
or
There was a young lady from Bude
who went for a swim in a lake
a man in a punt
stuck his pole in the water
and said "You can't swim here, it's private".
I admire Bob's effort for it's length, but bad rhymes (on/own), incorrect rhythm, using the same rhymes multiple times (fail/jail & bad/lad) and the lack of any really clever wordplay means there are far better entries here, in my opinion. I can't understand why it's getting so many votes.
Hmm.
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There was a Gard station in Eire
Whose attitude was churlish and quare
When miscreants came to sign
The form's dotted line
No signing implements were there to share.
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Now the judge he got into a rage
When he saw the blank dots on the page
He ordered the coppers
To act right and proper
To supply the service they reneged
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Afore the judge the very next day
Was a crim who got carried away
The form oh superior
Was shoved up the posterior
Of a cop who the judge had gainsayed.
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Now the moral of this hullabaloo
Should be plain unto me and to you
Keep your hand on your bic
And maybe your p***k
When a cop shop you visit one day
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Right it is a slow day here and I am working from office number 2 (bar). I will get my Sombrero and poncho.