Re: Bit political
"And now it has been, tell me what is "royal" about it, exactly?What gives this private company the right to parade the royal crest?"
Soon to be the RM (Republican Mail), and it goes something like this...
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Coalition MP - I say, my good man, I seem to be lost, I can't find the House of Commons. I know the post code, could you be a good chap and tell me where the hell I'm going?
RM [Republican Mail] - Wha mate? Anover thing you can't find with both 'ands? Awight, awight geeza, it'll cost ya though.
Coalition MP - <Sighs> OK, OK, how much?
RM - You look like a well 'eeled gentleman, lets call it a monkey, a nice round five 'undred quid.
Coalition MP - <Splutters> That's outrageous - that was publicly owned data!
RM- Not any more mate - we saw you lot comin' a mile orf.
Coalition MP - But this is daylight robbery! Extortion!
RM - Market forces mate, market forces. Gotta keep them share 'olders happy, aint we?
Coalition MP - <Sits down in shock> Dammit man, I've sat on my elbow again, why does that keep happening to me...