" ... that is a beard and an a mouth ..."
Thank you for saying that.
US processed meat concern Oscar Mayer has brought the world a dongle that imparts the scent of bacon to the iPhone. The promotional gewgaw has a companion app that includes an alarm clock that controls the porcine dongle. At the time you wish to rise from your slumbers, the app sets the dongle to work so your first sensory …
Surely the typical iPhone hipster is a slinky-hipped, health-obsessed vegetarian who would be repulsed by the smell of bacon? After all, you just have to ask "what would Steve have done?". I'm frankly appalled that there's an iOS app for that device - banish it to Google Play for the unhealthy-looking Fandroids immediately!
PS: I want one!
I live in fear of the widespread deployment of olfactorily-enabled computing/communications devices.
t's bad enough being in a closed space and so forced to overhear other peoples' phone-calls or seeing them silently mouthing their SMS/Twitbook messages as they're reading them without the overpowering and lingering aroma of... who knows what? being inflicted on you as well.
For those with an Apocalypse Now tendency...Where's one with the napalm smell...?
Or for vegans.. Where's the kale smell?
For those so inclined, I guess...maybe tuna, or sweat, or ozone?
Those who are cubicle convicts can soon look forward to being awash in their neighbor's preferences.