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German outlet Manager Magazin Online has reported that Nokia Solutions and Networks (NSN), the bits of Nokia Microsoft didn't buy, is considering a transaction of some sort with Juniper Networks. NSN and Juniper already work together to provide broadband for wireless carriers, announcing a deepened relationship in November …

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  1. Herby
    Joke

    Junkia???

    "Bootnote If Nokia did merge with Juniper, would it be called Junkia?"

    The only comment to that is "Don't touch my junk!"

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Junkia???

      Nokita surely?

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  2. Andus McCoatover
    Windows

    Bloody hell, don't they learn?

    After nipping into bed for a steamy, disastrous 6-year relationship with a German trollop, instigated by Wylie-my bestfriend's Simon (notable by making a swift exit, once the folly of his ways became clear), they now want to snuggle up to some Yankie bit of fluff..

    Stay on yer own for awhile, Nokia. Mergers rarely work. The only time I've seen synergy work is sharing a keyboard and mouse between computers...

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  3. Wingar

    Junkia?

    I prefer the name Nokiper

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Junkia?

      Call it "Mackerel" - it's no kipper. Fishy, the whole thing is.

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  4. Anonymous Coward 101

    The COO of Juniper was once Stephen Elop. Grand conspiracy?

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  5. Hardcastle the ancient

    Juniper

    As a victim user of Juniper products much loved by $MEGACORP, I would advise Nokia to get back to the Welly Boot and Tree Felling businesses.

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