A sound business plan, as pioneered by SCO
OK - so you're sliding down towards the U-bend and need some cash. Here's the business plan:
1. Take a look through your list of patents.
2. Find something that a big noise might be using.
3. Instruct leeches lawyers. Brief them to fudge and delay until the other party either offers to settle out of court because they're fed up with you being a pain in the arse, or until a technically-clueless presiding judge is appointed.
4. Go to court. Try not to jizz in your pants just because you're in a real-life LA Law scenario.
5. Profit! Well, maybe. Stemmed losses, perhaps.
6. Lost the case? Blame the people you sued in the first place and imply that they've got it in for the little guy. Then go bankrupt to avoid paying costs.