Choices choices choices
1 : Work in Pizza store, bad pay but free pizza.
2 : Work in arts festival thing : bad pay but all the best cat videos.
3 : Work in an Apple store: “awesome”, “amazing”, “brilliant"......
Fuck it, I'll become unemployed. Even unemployed Pizza is still affordabe, I get free entrance to the arts festivals, youtube already gives me too many cat videos for free and I won't have to look/behave like a twunt working for Apple...
And I can also reply to El Reg stories......