back to article Time to pack in your job: Someone FINALLY needs a cat vids curator

This is not the sound of your ship coming in, but if you're sick of your current job as a Ruby on Rails developer, Oracle sysadmin, HPC guru or security whipping-boy, why not try your hand at the arts? The Walker Art Centre in Minneapolis is looking for a coordinator for its “Internet Cat Video Festival”, which has been …

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  1. Khaptain Silver badge
    Trollface

    Choices choices choices

    1 : Work in Pizza store, bad pay but free pizza.

    2 : Work in arts festival thing : bad pay but all the best cat videos.

    3 : Work in an Apple store: “awesome”, “amazing”, “brilliant"......

    Fuck it, I'll become unemployed. Even unemployed Pizza is still affordabe, I get free entrance to the arts festivals, youtube already gives me too many cat videos for free and I won't have to look/behave like a twunt working for Apple...

    And I can also reply to El Reg stories......

    1. Ted Treen
      Facepalm

      Re: Choices choices choices

      "...won't have to look/behave like a twunt working for Apple..."

      Nope! Just carry on being one writing guff like this.

      1. Khaptain Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: Choices choices choices

        @Ted

        Its Friday, the article was a little bit tongue in cheek, notice the troll icon...

        Have a beer and chill out a little ..all is forgiven.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect.

    1. Euripides Pants

      "If it was full time instead of a part time role it would be nothing short of puurrrrrfect."

      It is puurrrrrfect. Puurrrrrfect for Julie Newmar, that is...

  3. DJO Silver badge
    Paris Hilton

    Not a good idea

    Looking at sickly cute pussy cat videos for hours on end will I suspect drive even the most mild mannered person to seriously consider going on a killing spree.

    Is this job a good idea in North America where guns are so readily available?

    Icon: Well Paris & Pussies, need I say more?

  4. Christian Berger

    They should choose a German

    The concept of cat videos was first widely known in Germany.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXmFDRwEpv0

  5. ecofeco Silver badge
    Gimp

    You think this is better than your IT job?

    Stay with your regular job. You know NOTHING about the truly mind numbly bizarre world of institootional art.

  6. Craig 28

    Did anyone else read "seeking online exposure" with the internal mental caption of "porn"?

    As for the side effects of cuteness, there was once a guy who got overloaded on cuteness working on cuddly animal designs to put on little girls' pyjamas. He invented a little thing called "bad taste bears" just to keep himself sane. NSFW, you have been warned.

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