back to article Whoa, hold on, Earth: Wolfram's discovered the 'Internet of Things'

Wolfram Research likes big datasets, and there's a growing number and variety of Internet of Things connected devices, so it's a natural pairing really: the company ha announced a project to create what it calls a “definitive, curated, source of systematic knowledge about connected devices”. In fact, the company's ultimate …

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  1. ecofeco Silver badge

    God help us

    Yeah, I want everything I own to be hackable.

    Perfect. Just bloody perfect.

    Oh wait, it can even be connected by the "cloud!"

    There. Now it's perfect.

    1. Mark 85

      Re: God help us

      You forget that this makes the paranoid among us (including myself) worry about how much easier it will make the job for NSA, GHCQ, track us. As well as the more savvy criminals. Might as well just go ahead and publish my IP addy's, passwords, accounts, what time I leave the house, the route I go, etc. I imagine it will even keep track of what I took from the refrigerator.

      I suppose that resistance to this will be futile?

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: God help us

        Track us? Hell it will make it easier for them to KILL us!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Happy

        Re: God help us

        You won't have to publish anything. Your car will report that its left the driveway, the garage door will close, the thermostat will drop 10 degrees (unless you have tropical fish, and then it will drop the rest of the house by 10 degrees and keep the room with the fish unchanged) and an SMS will be sent to the local thieves guild.

        What's no to love?

        1. AndrueC Silver badge
          Joke

          Re: God help us

          and an SMS will be sent to the local thieves guild.

          What's no to love?

          Not a problem if you're up to date with your guild payments. It's the assassin's guild you have to watch out for because they accept higher bids.

  2. Neoc

    So, having read the entire article twice, I still cannot see any *actual* benefits for the consumer to having their data/movements/etc tracked in this manner.

    Advertisers and spooks, on the other hand, must be salivating.

    1. Spanners Silver badge

      "I still cannot see any *actual* benefits..."

      It depends on who the benefits are for and who is doing the tracking.

      If my house kept tabs of whether I was in or not, it could save me money by lowering the heating as described. It would also know if certain things of my choosing happened, that I should be informed - window left open, phone call from particular people, break in and so on.

      If it was some bunch of corporations, not so beneficial though. If it was my *local* police, they might be interested in someone else hanging around my garden. Not so sure about spooks and other government officials and I am definitely against the idea of foreign (eg US) spooks and other criminal organisations like the NSA having any information.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        "If my house kept tabs of whether I was in or not, it could save me money by lowering the heating as described."

        Is a programmeable thermostat beyond you?

        Admittedly for unexpected movements you'd be saved the effort of turning the heating on or off, but for short term movements you'd save nothing because the thermal mass of the house and heating makes the system too slow to respond to you going out the house for twenty minutes.

        If the summary benefit of the whole internet of things is relieving the idle of the need to program their heating, or switch it on or off as required, then I have to ask why bother?

        1. Michael Wojcik Silver badge

          If the summary benefit of the whole internet of things is relieving the idle of the need to program their heating, or switch it on or off as required, then I have to ask why bother?

          Agreed. Nearly every argument I've seen in favor of the Internet of Crap has claimed a feature I don't want, and could achieve anyway with the non-Internet-connected home-automation systems that have been around for decades, should I be interested in doing so.

          Are there potentially interesting results from processing all that data, as Wolfram suggests? Sure. Computational geographers and others have been doing this sort of stuff for years, and it's led to some informative analyses. But the benefits are hugely outweighed by the risks and costs (such as the increase in pointless traffic tying up the infrastructure).

  3. lunatik96

    Wolfram is a genius

    Google should watch very closely. All the fears of the NSA are silly. they have been doing just that for years. As long as you aren't a threat, no need to worry - lol. Seriously they have been doing it for years, long b4 911 and the panty poopers.

  4. jb99

    Wolfram language

    It uses the Wolfram language?

    I can't see it going anywhere then, that is just a great big huge mess.

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