back to article It's the dream: Bill Gates chucks cash at WEE-IN-YOUR-PHONE project

Bill Gates' charitable foundation has handed British boffins a wodge of cash to help produce a urine-powered battery which can charge a mobile phone. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has named a team at the University of the West of England, Bristol, among the five winners of Phase II of its Grand Challenges Explorations …

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  1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
    Coat

    Mandatory: Is he taking the Piss?

    Ok, I'm going out and (given the current weather) I may be some time...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      He'd sell more of them if they came with a compartment for sugary and high fat snack. If he combined this with a pee powered battery that could check for blood sugar levels the device would be a massive hit with Fat people.

      As the obesity crisis continues they would sell like hot cakes.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Mushroom

        "that could check for blood sugar levels the device would be a massive hit with Fat people."

        No it wouldn't.

        It's society's fault / availability of junk food / lack of labelling / big bones / bad genes.

        Never the fact they eat to much and move to little.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          @Lost all faith...

          Oooh look....you got a downvote. I'll wager there's a hambeast lumbering around this forum - c'mon, who's the salad dodger?.

          Which is a real problem with life online, you can't look over your shoulder and see who might take offence before you spout forth.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          I wonder if the phone will be in the shape of a rectangle with rounded corners?

  2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Pint

    Neat

    I'd buy one.

    Consider the more you drink, the lower your electricity bill.

    And what's the best thing to promote urination?

    1. ItsNotMe
      Pint

      Re: Neat

      "Consider the more you drink, the lower your electricity bill."

      Except...that if a high alcohol content will damage the battery(s)...or you're a "bad aim" when snockered.

    2. Albert Hall

      Re: Neat

      That'd be beer.

  3. Khaptain Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Nature Selfies

    We might not yet get to know about the bears but now we will get to see the tribal people shitting in the desert/savana.

  4. Dan 55 Silver badge
    Trollface

    Wee in your phone

    Well it can only improve WP8.

    1. hplasm
      Windows

      Re: Wee in your phone

      What a U turn! Makes a change from taking the piss out of Gate's products...

      Tramp smells of latent energy ---

  5. Chairo
    Coat

    Financial crisis coming?

    ... can convert human waste into fuel

    I wonder how they are going to tax the resulting fuel... Pay per shit?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Financial crisis coming?

      Pay per shit?

      That may be problematic after all the efforts to clean up dirty money...

    2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Financial crisis coming?

      Pay per shit?

      Or maybe Pay As You Go?

  6. Ragarath
    Joke

    Ahh so many scenarios for cruelty...

    Child: "Dad I really need a wee, I am desperate!"

    Dad: "Hold on to it Son, I have an important call in 10 minutes and the phone needs more juice."

    or from another angle.

    Dad: "Come on Son I really need another 5 minutes on this call."

    Child: "I'm sorry Dad, I cannot possibly squeeze any more out."

  7. Elmer Phud

    Home Sweet Home

    Considering that for many males the usual docking station is a urinal then MS may be on to something here.

    Also an excuse for any caught by the plods while busy with a Golden Shower game.

  8. Pen-y-gors

    But seriously though...

    The more I read about the good uses that Gates is finding for his billions, the less angry I get about the money I've paid Micro$oft over the years.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: But seriously though...

      You're falling for his PR charity routine.

      Why is he still the worlds richest man if he's giving away sooo much money.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: But seriously though...

      It's interesting how many American billionaires are spending their accumulated wealth for the betterment of the human race, in ways that governments can't or won't. I wonder if it's a cultural thing that encourages them to do that, rather than what seems to happen with Russian and Middle-Eastern billionaires who buy footballists and boats made out of gold and unicorn tears.

  9. mitch 2
    Coat

    Can I charge my wii with my wee?

    <cough> sorry.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wasn't it BIll that recently said developing nations needed food and other things before technology?

  11. Tromos
    Coat

    2.5 billion people practice open defecation

    With all that practice, some must be pretty good at it by now.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: 2.5 billion people practice open defecation

      No, they have to practice a lot because otherwise it becomes a PITA.

    2. Swarthy

      Re: 2.5 billion people practice open defecation

      Nah, they are still practicing 'cause they're a bit shit.

  12. Adam JC

    Been done before?

    I'm pretty sure this has been looked at before, in depth.

    In my opinion, they're pissing in the wind with this one.

  13. Zot

    More foreign investment.

    Oh well I don't blame them. Good luck with the piss-batt, let's hope it becomes something great.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    p-Dock for i-Devices

    Apple could develop a proprietary pee interface/connector for wee-charging and thereby bypass the EU common (USB) charge connector directive. Of course, the p-Docks would have to be gender specific, unless they come up with a unisex design.

    Though, only a matter of time before the EU start poking their fingers into that

    1. Why Not?

      Re: p-Dock for i-Devices

      has to be iWee shirley?

  15. BrentRBrian

    Win8 phone

    Creative. Wow. So that's how he is going to explain all the Win8 phones sent back to Microsoft that have been pissed on ...

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