It's a Christmas miracle!
I'm smiling!
Australia's Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) has slapped Apple and extracted an “enforceable undertaking” from the company that will result in fines – or worse – if the company continues to ignore its own warranty and return polices. At issue are Apple's 12 month warranty and 14 day return policies, which weren't …
They should have also done them for false advertising, as I doubt at least half of their "geniuses" have the required IQ to qualify for that title.
Although, you could almost say Apple will suffer enough, as those government brochures are truly horrendous to behold.
I don't think it's about unstable mental health (well not all the time anyway). I honestly think that the majority of iShiney users have them simply because it's the easy choice, and the user basically can't be arsed looking at (better) alternatives.
Then there are a few iShiney users who are forced into iShiney world because the device belongs to (or is reimbursed by, bought by, etc) their employer: many companies support only iShineys because implementing proper security on a wider range of devices involves more effort... which now that I think about it amounts to the same thing as in my first paragraph: they can't be arsed.
iShiney = the lazy choice.
And was I under the impression that our Aussie mates actually spoke a form of English, despite their many euphemisms.
Tsk, tsk!
Mind you, we have some weird sayings as well, but I think that this is stretching the bounds of English just a little too far.
Queue some down votes because "I'm just not with it, man".
Aha, but the punchline, I like immensely.
"Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding." - Calvin & Hobbes
Sadly for some people, it is already an impediment - and that's just standard English, be it the U.S. version or the rest of the world's version(s).
Beer, for no other reason than looking at that tall frosty amber liquid with a beautiful head on top makes me crave one. Off to the fridge!
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Oh no! I just noticed "dudding customers" as well.
Is this guy Sharwood REALLY a journalist, or just someone they pulled in off the street to write the story. Or maybe he's just being 'ironic' as well - I hope!
Apple got a slap from EU for exactly the same thing. see http://www.apple.com/uk/legal/statutory-warranty/
and when you have had a MBP 2012 laptop costing £1400 need a £470 new logic board after 14 months you will understand the need to do this. Pity USA folks that don't buy the extended warranty or those many folks with 2011 15' MacBookPro with failing Graphics chips (again) in forum https://discussions.apple.com/thread/4766577?start=375&tstart=0
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