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Roll up! Roll up! El Reg has copies of the thoroughly exciting and very awesome - if somewhat short - "Large Hadron Collider Pop-Up Book: Voyage to the Heart of Matter" to give away. Large Hadron Collider Pop-up Book Have you ever wanted to know exactly what was going on in the particle accelerator that discovered the Higgs …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    All I want for X-mas....

    You guys are really cheap... can't we win a real hadron collider instead? Pleeease? ;-)

    1. taxman
      Paris Hilton

      Re: All I want for X-mas....

      Or preferably a real hardon collider

  2. Alister
    Unhappy

    Win you own HADRON COLLIDER

    Well, I've got a cellar, so if I knock through into next-door, and then their neighbour's, and then their neighbour's, and the ones across the street, and the ones in the next street...

    Sorted!

    Oh, hang on, I missed the "pop-up book".

  3. Pypes

    Pissing up the wall man

    Who uses the LHC to accelerate his urine to relativistic velocities shame bathroom based supervillans into submission.

    1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

      Re: Pissing up the wall man

      You wouldn't like cosmic urine rays ripping your DNA to smithereens.

      Please be civil!

  4. Dropper

    Complaint in Writing

    Can I be the first to complain there is no kindle version of this popup book..

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Boffin

      Re: Complaint in Writing

      I think if there was a Kindle version it would cause time and space to explode or something...

      1. Paul_Murphy

        Re: Complaint in Writing

        Well that's YOUR story started then....

        :-)

  5. User McUser

    Eligibility

    Is this contest for the Brits only or can us 'Mericans enter as well?

    1. Kaltern
      Trollface

      Re: Eligibility

      Well, some of the words might be pronounced, or spelled differently.

    2. That Lewis Page

      Re: Eligibility

      Colonials welcome of course!

      1. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

        Re: Eligibility

        So say we all.

  6. Martin Budden Silver badge
    Coat

    So, the cardboard wheel thingy that sticks out a bit from the edge of the page, you know what I mean, the one that I have to turn to make the cardboard particle move along the cardboard synchrotron... Do I have to turn the cardboard wheel thingy REALLY fast to make my cardboard Large Hadron Collider work properly?

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