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In what is described as "a breakthrough moment for humanity", a British bloke has constructed a tricopter designed to remotely deliver a full English breakfast of bacon, egg, sausage, mushroom and tomato ketchup. Joel Veitch's Bacon Drone Joel Veitch's cutting-edge design of "sticks and tape and coat hangars" is controlled …

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  1. Khaptain Silver badge

    Resolve afghanistan war

    Send these guys to Afghanistan immediately, if nothing else the Taliban and the soldiers would have a good laugh and maybe put an end to that stupid war.

    Would need to swap the bacon for something else though...

    Great project, works well , done with humor. Well done guys you have managed to tick off all the correct boxes.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Piping Hot

      Can it carry a microwave oven to heat up the food when it arrives?

      Now that would be clever.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Terrorist

      He will now be on the security services watch list, probably get a visit soon and. I can see the headlines now,

      "BREAKFAST BOMBER ARRESTED IN PLOT"

      1. Fibbles

        Re: Terrorist

        BREAKFAST BOMBER'S PLANS ARE TOAST.

        Arrested after threatening to 'shoot the bacon'.

    3. Bloakey1

      Re: Resolve afghanistan war

      You would need to treat it with suspicion, you would also need to ensure that it was a halal offering and not something haram.

      look look, it is a bacon tree! As our brave boys approach the sound of massive incoming AK rounds are heard.

      They learn too late that is was not a bacon tree but a ham bush!

      Stranger things have been sent or designed for out there. You can purchase bullets that are infused with pork, apparently they send our muslim friends straight to hell bypassing those virgins {1.}. the bullets are brought to you by the "Peace Through Pork" initiative. I kid you not.

      1. I do not want virgins. Just give me a couple of women who have been around the block and are closer to 50 than 15. Let them wear big knickers of a greyish hue and not be ardent topiarists.

      1. Gordon 10

        Re: Resolve afghanistan war

        Upvoted for a classic Friday afternoon post on a blustery monday morning.

      2. Khaptain Silver badge

        Re: Resolve afghanistan war

        @Bloakey1

        There's a little bit of Blott hiding in there somewhere.

        1. Bloakey1

          Re: Resolve afghanistan war

          I say sir!

          Are you referring to my copybook or the two old trouts that I requested for breakfast? I suggest that in the latter case, the use of a towel should prevent any subsequent Blotts <sic> on the sheets.

          I was actually thinking more along the lines of a Ha Ha. Can I be Harbinger in the new Cinematographic Projection House version. You can select the popular beat combo for the background music.

      3. Gene Cash Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Resolve afghanistan war

        I'm sure this could be funded through the usual pork barrel politics...

    4. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Resolve afghanistan war

      "Send these guys to Afghanistan"

      Firing bacon at Muslims and expecting a laugh. Hmmm......

  2. Godwhacker

    So just to be clear: this hasn't happened, it's a man saying that it has and telling the press about it.

  3. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge
    Joke

    So who will be in command of Breakfast Command?

    "Banger" Harris?

    Darn, I'm hungry now!

  4. Stretch

    I had wondered what this guy had got up to...

    ...loved his animation work.

    www.rathergood.com

    1. Ted Treen
      Happy

      Re: I had wondered what this guy had got up to...

      Ditto. I have been following rather good.com for several years now, and have subscribed to Joel's newsletters.

      Far more intelligent and entertaining than most of the dross on the TV/MSM/Interwebs...

      Good man, Joel:- more brown sauce to your bacon!

  5. Neil Barnes Silver badge

    So...

    Why didn't I get breakfast delivered this morning?

    1. Frumious Bandersnatch

      Re: So...

      Why didn't I get breakfast delivered this morning?

      Why didn't I get any soup?

  6. Thecowking

    Ketchup?

    What blasphemy is this?

    HP or it's an abomination, also black pudding, where's that?

    I much prefer HP's sauces to their computers, you can take the lid off and they're truly open sauce.

    1. TheProf

      Re: Ketchup?

      May I suggest a small tweak to improve your joke?

      'I much prefer HP's condiments to their computers, you can take the lid off and they're truly open sauce.'

      Preserves the punchline that way.

  7. Blofeld's Cat
    Go

    Excellent...

    Perhaps now that the technology has been successfully demonstrated, funding will be made available to add the missing components of a true "Full English", such as the black pudding (or bubble), second cup of tea, and endless supply of toast.

    I was also concerned that this technology might fall into the hands of the "Continental" faction, but I now realise that air-launched croissants would almost certainly boomerang back to their point of origin.

    1. Ted Treen
      Happy

      Re: Excellent...

      ...such as the black pudding (or bubble)...

      My Full English has both black pudding and bubble, and also a round or two of fried bread.

      Ambrosia!

  8. Captain Hogwash
    Go

    Re: "sticks and tape and coat hangars"

    Wow! How big are his coats?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "sticks and tape and coat hangars"

      "Wow! How big are his coats?"

      Hmm. Web guy designs something to bring his breakfast to him rather than go to the kitchen to get it. Probably quite large :)

  9. b1tchell
    Coat

    I find the lack of beans disturbing.....

    I'm sure there's a beans and wind joke in there somewhere.

  10. stu 4

    Why is he not sending the spongmonkey to the moon!!!

    The poor wee bastard is sitting there hoping to finally get to the place he loves.

    http:.//www.rathergood.com/moon_song

    John - you are my hero - I have the t-shirt, the toy, use it as my ring tone, and make it my purpose in life to spread the spongmonkeys to everyone I meet.

    WE LIKE THE MOON!!!!

    1. Captain Scarlet

      Re: Why is he not sending the spongmonkey to the moon!!!

      I raise your Moon with the ultimate flash cartoon "Adventures of the Blode" on Rathergood.com

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Happy

        Re: Why is he not sending the spongmonkey to the moon!!!

        Punk kittens top you both

      2. Martin Budden Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: Why is he not sending the spongmonkey to the moon!!!

        Oi! That's TALES of the Blode, not adventures!

  11. Jo 5

    Didn't you mean "a breakthrough moment for hAmanity"?

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