Re: Resolve afghanistan war
You would need to treat it with suspicion, you would also need to ensure that it was a halal offering and not something haram.
look look, it is a bacon tree! As our brave boys approach the sound of massive incoming AK rounds are heard.
They learn too late that is was not a bacon tree but a ham bush!
Stranger things have been sent or designed for out there. You can purchase bullets that are infused with pork, apparently they send our muslim friends straight to hell bypassing those virgins {1.}. the bullets are brought to you by the "Peace Through Pork" initiative. I kid you not.
1. I do not want virgins. Just give me a couple of women who have been around the block and are closer to 50 than 15. Let them wear big knickers of a greyish hue and not be ardent topiarists.