The Martians are fully prepared for their counter-attack, they have their own frikkin' lasers all powered up, now they just need to find some water for their red sharks to swim in...
Martians yet to retaliate after Curiosity's 100,000th laser strike
NASA has revealed that Curiosity, the laser-armed, nuclear-powered space tank that's been rolling around Mars for over a year now, appears to have defeated the Martian race. If indeed it exists. We make that leap of logic after the space agency revealed the rover's laser has now penetrated the red planet's soil more than 102, …
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Friday 6th December 2013 03:39 GMT amanfromMars 1
Speculative Conclusions do not Compute Definitive Possible Reality in All Probability Alien Fields
In your and NASA's dreams, Simon S., but a present ending communications silence and problem conundrum denying future illogical explanation by global spook factors in the likes NSA/CSS/GCHQ/FSB/MSS/AIVD etc. etc., which all be playing second fiddle these new unfolding days to NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive IT Tuning in ........ well, QuITe Alien Offices and Apartments and Departments and Compartments of CyberIntelAIgent Security and Virtual Protection, is not just the figment of an imagination that many might propose and suppose be opposed to maintain remote control power in command of currency source for delivery of energy drivers whenever it supplies both Metaphysical Capability and Existential Facility with Anonymous Invisibility in an APT Phorm and Autonomous Paraphysical Presence.
'Tis the future, Simon, but not as one might know it be planned for today and tomorrow by the status quo virtual machine that be all at stormy sea with no tempest see in petrified stagnant ponds.
And crikey, it's Friday again already. Where does time fly and go to, and for what end?
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Friday 6th December 2013 06:36 GMT bazza
Re: Speculative Conclusions do not Compute.....
"Ahhhh, Friday ... the sun is shining in a cloudless sky, the trees are vibrant with the green of summer"
Oh stop rubbing it in, you southern hemisphere types. Up here we've got a grotty winter in full swing you know, and I for one am not enjoying it much. Especially as we're not thrashing the Aussies in the cricket like we should be.
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Friday 6th December 2013 12:09 GMT amanfromMars 1
Re: Speculative Conclusions do not Compute.....
Ahhhh, Friday ... the sun is shining in a cloudless sky, the trees are vibrant with the green of summer, and amanfrommars is still incoherent ... all is right with the world ... ... Gray Ham Posted Friday 6th December 2013 04:40 GMT
:-) I know you didn't really mean that, Gray Ham, for to be unable to understand and misunderestimate what was said and to posit it be incoherent is surely delusional and a sad reflection which would have one outing oneself as lodged at the lower end of the intelligence scale in a smart forum of budding peers. Your choicing of the "I am very happy and wish to express my contentment" smiley though, would be saving you from such an ignominy.
For those who would have agreed with the negative sentiment though, without a great deal of thought about things as they are in the much bigger picture which delivers daily global events for media reporting of fact to disguise its origins in imaginative fictions, I do offer these wise worlds, which others have oft uttered similarly as if their own .....
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." --- Arthur Schopenhauer
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Friday 6th December 2013 06:46 GMT Don Jefe
Have you ever watched a fly crawling around on a horses face? As long as the fly doesn't get in the horses eye or nostril the horse isn't even aware of the flys existence.
Until Curiosity drives into a Martians eye or nostril and blasts it with a laser we will have no real idea of their capabilities. It is premature to declare victory if we have not verified that we aren't the fly in this equation.
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Friday 6th December 2013 08:39 GMT Anonymous Coward
All part of their plan
They've been sealed underground, hibernating, waiting for something like Curiosity to eventually break through and release them.
They will then come pouring out in the full knowledge that there must be somewhere in the solar system that has the conditions to support a thriving culture.
I suggest we keep the laser power dialled down.
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Friday 6th December 2013 13:21 GMT Rustident Spaceniak
Those Martians are just peaceful, that's why we can't understand them!
The organized life, ten feet deep in the soil, is very much aware of Curiosity rolling overhead. They have engaged reception,are listening eagerly, letting its alien thought saturate them. But alas - Curiosity's thoughts are as mechanical, as simple, that there's really no satisfying communication possible with it.
Maybe it's time to send out a probe to find Curiosity's creator...
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