No surprise
Your fondle slab doesn't require alimony, child support or expensive dinners, does it?
Brits are doing it less often than they did twenty years ago, according to researchers from University College, London – and one reason could be the fragmentation of home life. The depressing datum, especially if it were replicated around the world, is that from a mean of 6.2 encounters per month for men and 6.3 for women in …
My technology doesn't have a major strop every 28 days. It costs a minimal amount to run. Doesn't care if i am unshaven, doesn't moan about the loo seat and , in its own electronic way understands that vehicles require fuel, tax, insurance, maintainance and dont run on fucking pixie dust. All in all i'd rather have my tech gear than be saddled with some croning old witch. Which i am.
Even my phone vibrates when i insert something into it.
Clearly the researcher is not married then..........
I thought "4.9 times a month ! Where do they fit in the other 3.9 times that I don't get ?"
(Also, is the 0.9 when you start but then pull out and bap spaff ?)
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"Just give your partner the exact same attention as the fondle slab & everything will be good."
Won't work. You also have to TALK to the woman and listen to her as well.
Worked well for us, 32 years of marriage, next month.
The honeymoon resumed when the kids moved out of the house. :)
All these surveys that quote different numbers of men and women. If you count out the homosexual relationships then these two numbers have just got to match, it takes two to tango as they say. Either that of there are a lot more threesomes/moresomes going on that the researchers are finding out about.
So the main thing we can learn is that there are a lot of people not telling the truth to surveys. Is this news?