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"Grumble viewing drooped by 15 per cent in Britain during the ceremony, only to shoot up in huge spurts for the rest of the day."
Oh dear oh dear oh dear...
Naughty Reg.
As Britain enjoyed the royal wedding, the rest of the world was "searching for Kate's nude pictures", according to a leading porn site. Statistics released by PornHub, which claims to be the world's biggest sex flick site, has released statistics showing the bump and grind of porn traffic during key world events. There was a …
Most of the world stops watching porn at Christmas, apart from Japan.
I'd bet that's because in Japan New Year's is the traditional family holiday, and Christmas has been adopted as a kind of second Valentine's Day. It's usual that on Christmas' Eve couples have a romantic dinner and spend the night together – whereas single people probably eat Christmas cake alone and search for porn flicks, while they cry and wonder why nobody likes them.
Sorry, that's probably my fault...
I took the opportunity of everyone else being stuck infront of the TV to go around almost empty shops to buy new kitchen cabinets.
PornHub, I promise to make up for it later!
Glasses, because all that porn is making me short sighted --------------------------------->