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Do you regularly trawl through Facebook only to find an acquaintance of yours posing in a photo where he's sunning himself on holiday, sipping cocktails and pawing at women in skimpy bikinis? Do you add a comment to said snap calling your chum a "jammy git"? If so, you're responding to a freshly coined phenomenon: the "Braggie …

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  1. Dave 126 Silver badge

    Well...

    There is always Photoshop... Here's me taking tea with Cameron Diaz, and using a Playstation 5 as a place mat. On the moon.

    And here's me and Kofi Annan on the piss, dancing atop a Steinway piano having just broken into the Royal Albert Hall for a giggle.

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    1. Matt 21
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      Re: Well...

      Well, yeah I was thinking along those lines too, although I thought a selfie was a gentleman finding pleasure in himself... if you catch my drift. Who'd want to brag about that?

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      1. Euripides Pants
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        Re: I thought a selfie was a gentleman finding pleasure in himself

        I'd rather not catch your drift.

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  2. i like crisps
    Trollface

    Have you tried the ATKINS Kim?

    from the photo, looks like he's getting ready to stick them

    between two slices of bread and scoff them...greedy git.

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    1. Psyx
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      Re: Have you tried the ATKINS Kim?

      Don't get jealous: His thumbs are clearly too fat to operate a controller.

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  3. MJI Silver badge

    Bragging - about XBones

    Oh dear

    FIVE

    What is he going to do, put them all in HDMI passthrough!

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    He's just paying homage to the meme?

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-have-three-ps3s

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    1. MJI Silver badge
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      3 PS3

      He should have 1 XB1

      4 PS4

      3 3DS and 2 2DS

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        re: MJI

        Is that called Haiku gaming?

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  5. g e
    Joke

    Maybe one won't have the click of death

    I thank you.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Maybe one won't have the click of death

      Iomega Zip drives? Click of death.

      Windows. Blue screen of death.

      Xbox. Red ring of death.

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  6. Khaptain Silver badge

    Choices choices choices

    I don't know which of the two I dislike the most. Probably Dotcom because he chooses to behave that way.

    Cyrus is merely a puppet, albeit a very rich one.

    As for the Xbox, I have either become too old or I have seen too many of the same games for far too long.....

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  7. MrT

    "XBox on!"

    If they're all in earshot of each other, will K-Diddy have to use different accents, or do they all chime in with "Which one, boss?", like an electronic Fantasy Island nightmare...?

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  8. Destroy All Monsters Silver badge

    CONSUMER SOCIETY CONSUMING ITSELF IN APOCALYPTIC HEDONISM

    THE WORLD BURNS WHILE KRUGMAN AND STUDENTS FOR MARX AND KEYNES EXHORT PEOPLE TO SPEND MORE, SOCIALISTICALLY, AND FASTER IN ORDER TO SAVE IT!

    FILM AT 11.

    IF WE SURVIVE TILL THEN!

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  9. veeguy

    Don't knock this bloke, just because he bought 5 X-box Ones. He wanted one for each chin.

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