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An unnamed New York businessman has paid $1.5m for a silent, 15 minute black-and-white film of Marilyn Monroe administering oral pleasure - allegedly to John F Kennedy. According to Reuters, the deal between the Manhattan buyer and the son of a dead FBI informant who owned the original copy was brokered by memorabilia …

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  1. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Behind the grassy knoll

    is where all the quickies occur

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  2. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Check the dry cleaning expenses

    If all else fails, take a leaf out of Monica's book and check the dry cleaning receipts for the day.....

    Paris. Who else

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  3. Jamie
    Linux

    Where???

    Was this done in the Oval Office as well!!!

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  4. Anonymous Coward
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    @ AC

    sticky quickies. Nothing wrong with a good sticky quicky

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  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That pretty one from Sex in the City

    ... You know the dark haired one that's so damn cute. She did a BJ internet video that 'leaked' (i.e. released by her agent for publicity).

    Can't find a URL for it, I need it for my privacy studies, erm you know, research!

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  6. Lazy Gun
    Happy

    So, Norma Jean...

    ...played the skin flute for Jack? Who'd have thought it?

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  7. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    The FBI stores this

    with the other confiscated blow...

    Mine's the purple one without DNA on it....

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  8. Matt Bradley
    Coat

    The cult of celebrity

    I guess poor old Paris Hilton can consider the financial gains of her own on-screen efforts well and truly BLOWN out of the water.

    Not sure which icon to use now...

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Paris Hilton

    Lets see Lyndsay Lohan re-enact this one!

    But seriously, lets not.

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  10. Michael O'Malley

    Confession

    I wish to confess. At the time, I was a very precocious and well-built 11-year-old. I was dazzled by the wonderful film star who lured me on. My life was changed by the experience, and I am still unable to have sex except with famous film stars. This has caused difficulties, and the cost has limited my sexual exploits severely. However, most film stars find they can afford my fees if they take out a loan. Naturally, I am demanding return of my advertising film and am suing for breach of copyright.

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Dead celebrity BJ films?

    ZZZZZ (Wake me up when the Princess Diana one comes on the market.)

    Mines the trenchcoat,...

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  12. Laurent_Z
    Alien

    What's the name of Freedom Of Information request in the USA ?

    And I would need a national to make the demand...

    Ah, vintage pron 8)

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  13. Anonymous Coward
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    Slang:

    "Spam javelin"! Excellent!

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  14. Anonymous Coward
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    RE: Where???

    Was this done in the Oval Office as well!!!

    Is it Oval or Oral Office? I keep confusing the two!

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  15. Anonymous Coward
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    Dicktionary Corner

    "Spam Javelin"....filed next to "Custard Chucker"

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  16. Daniel B.

    JFK's taste

    ooooh yes, JFK sure had better taste for women. I wonder if they would've impeached him back then? ;)

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  17. Geoff Mackenzie
    Coat

    Bet it was ...

    J Edgar Hoover.

    (This is actually two bad jokes compacted into one. Combined they don't quite make sense, but I couldn't *not* say it...)

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  18. J
    Happy

    But...

    But does it have a happy ending?

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  19. Wile E. Veteran

    @AC

    Kristen Davis is the "dark-haired pretty one" in SaTC if that helps you.

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  20. trackSuit
    Alien

    a TImely tilt @ JFK

    Interesting isn't IT? All this talk of money trouble and then someone comes along with a news story that takes a tilt at JFK. Who would wonder at the many good things that JFK did and tried to do for the USA, when titillation and conspiracy hot air is so much more absorbent of public attention.

    Rocky/Iceberg things in dark waters, trouble the Eye of the Paper Tiger as it travels on maiden voyages aboard Titanic vessels, through uncharted Internet Territory. All at sea, yet refusing the Offered Aid of Skilled Pilots / Watchmen.

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  21. Anonymous Coward
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    @trackSuit

    Your handler needs to work on your code. That's not up to amanfrommars standards.

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  22. Kanhef
    Happy

    @ Laurent_Z

    The US has the oh-so-creatively-named Freedom of Information Act.

    We need an award for Most Creative Euphemism.

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  23. Ishkandar

    @trackSuit

    Perhaps they were wary of dodgy se(a)men .....

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  24. Lyndon Hills
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    Head out of frame

    <quote>object of her affection's head is out of the frame</quote>

    Pretty poor photographer then. Oh you mean that head...

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  25. Alf Hooker

    More JFK secrets?

    Did he fire three or four shots during the making of the film?

    1.5 mil for a short film of one dead person sucking off another.

    Does anybody else see this as strange?

    In future mate, dont waste your money and go on sky, channel 959 after 9pm and finish your business using freeview, alledgedly not as good as the encrypted show after 11 pm, but it would appear to be enough for you !

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  26. ALFRED COONT

    more JFK secrets

    I can not believe any one could be daft enough or rich enough to want to buy a film about a BJ . Afifteen minute BJ who are they trying to kid and what did he do for the other 14 minutes and thirty seconds ???

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  27. George
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    re; FOIA

    As I am a US national, you can bet that I'll be making the request... Everyone once in a while, I find a reason to be proud of the home team!

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