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Free Cocaine giveaway from Russian search engine Yandex
Russia's leading search engine, Yandex, has launched a platform-as-a-service (PaaS) offering named “Cocaine”. Yandex is easily understood as the Russian equivalent of Google and not only because it dominates search in its home nation. The company's expanding product portfolio mirrors Google's with flattering precision, to the …
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Thursday 17th October 2013 09:00 GMT Khaptain
What's in a name
Cocaine : Cloud based containerised software services.
Speed : Multi I7 processors in a home box actually capable of providing sufficient oomph in order to run crisis at full res.
Heroin : An almost instantly rush of pure heaven, a 4Tb SSD disked mobile smartphone with a symetrical 2 GB connexion tapping directly into a prioritised TPB/Porn/<insert personal userbase of data.
LSD : A direct to the brain connected personal Augmented Reality device capable of digitally removing woemns cloths whilst replacing any unfit bodies with that of Paris Hilton or Monia Belucci according to your current emotional state. The bodies then start to transmogrify into alien lifeforms which have only one task, satisfying your personal needs....
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Thursday 17th October 2013 09:15 GMT Anonymous Coward
"containerisation, an interesting alternative to virtualisation that enables applications to run in a discrete environment that behaves an awful lot like a virtual machine but can see several apps share a single operating system kernel. Containerisation is making waves at present, having recently won support from Red Hat."
At present? Microsoft have offered that for about 7 years via App-V and Softgrid and pretty much own that market space...
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