Boris Johnson's ex-right-hand man's right hand lands johnson in web slip

Falling apart, piece by piece

First he loses his seat, and now his todger's got loose on the web.

Whatever next?

"but the simple fact is that he hasn’t actually done anything wrong"

True, unless it turned out that the Member was the Member of the Member himself.

It might then be argued that such behavior constitutes "Exposing onself in a Public place".

You can't get more Public than the Internet.

...he intentionally uploaded the frank pictures, ...

I categorically refute these allegations.

New job required

Give the man a mac ( not the silicon kind), let him stand in front of parliament and offer sweeties to the Lords, Ladies and bottom feeders as they enter the Houses of Parliament.

Why was he taking pictures of his dick anyway ? Who was he intending to share them with......?

Loving the headline

+1 to el reg.

Forget the member...

The photo is not the problem, it is the fact he is so flagrantly denying it despite the evidence. As a politician he has lost the trust of the public. Had he said "yeah, bit embarrassing eh, I made a mistake" then he would have done nothing wrong but lying in the face of the evidence is ridiculous.

common sense infraction

If the chap wants to take pictures of his own junk, good for him. Each to their own.

But even a technical illiterate knows that having such pics on your mobile phone is just asking for trouble. You would think a politician would understand this more than most. If he's guilty of anything its having a complete disregard for common sense, for which I am sure the press will duly punish him.

How come?

How come so many of Boris' mates end up as a huge embarrrasment or before the beak or in the pokey?

Still room in Pentonville for Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

Terrible hacking experience

“Have you ever been hacked? Well I have been hacked. Someone’s got in there and put the picture up.”

Yes, sure, that someone's also got into your house, unbuttoned your shirt, pulled down your trousers and took the pictures. While you were totally unaware of the dirty hackers being there. That must be exactly how it's happened.

"the simple fact is that he hasn’t actually done anything wrong"

I don't use Facebook: are you allowed to put photos of yourself on it with your willy out? ITWSBT.

Then again, wasn't it invented to supply stolen pictures to perverts in the first place, or did I watch the wrong movie?

Do you really think I would be that f****** stupid after 30 years in politics?”

But he is fucking stupid enough to take the pics in the first place.... and have them on his devices..

If you really need* the pics use a camera without connectivity and securely stash your memcard.

*presumably he's concerned that in a few years he'll forget what it looked like...

I for one...

... don't want to see the pictures when it "blows over".

Fantastic article... haven't seen that much dodgy implicature in ages.

Perverts

Taking pics of your naked self is disgusting, degrading and immoral. All very Tory then!

Won't someone think of the children?

(Even I don't believe it, but you can hear mumsnet now)

A picture of my WHAT??

OMG I didn't know I had that! (he says)