And now
I have something to give to kids to explain what porno is.
Smut-lovers across the UK will be able to beat Cameron's censorship ban and watch grumble movies - as long as they don't mind all the rude bits being cut out. A new website is now offering fully Tory-proof filth by taking pornographic films and then slicing away all the naughty moments, leaving only the appallingly scripted …
Sounds more like what the late, great Bill Hicks described of his experiences of motel porn channels, "It's fantastic! This is porn with all the porn removed! They've taken all the ladies out and what do we get to see? The guy's hairy ass! I went down to reception to pay my bill the next day, the clerk says to me, 'Ah so you're the guy buying all them hairy-bobbing-man-ass films.' "!
Reminds me of my student days when I worked in a video library in the evenings, the top row of adult movies where seriously crap, featuring titles such as "Waves of Lust", these movies were simply taped from German satellite channels with all the interesting parts edited out, some even had the channel logos.
Nowadays I think these films would sail through with a 15 certificate
Queen Victoria must be rocking and a rolling to the sound of Rule Britania.
It's ironic really because there appears to be a fair bit of Brit produced porn on the web these days. The porn industry is a generator of big bucks, therefore tax dollars, Cameron is cutting his throat to spite his face.
What's the betting that TOR client usage will increase in Britain within the coming months/years.
You can smoke until your lungs collapse, drink until your liver fails but you can't have a wank........Gotta love the British laws.
And that's only because the government haven't figured out a way to tax wanking, plus it would be double standards, the wankers we call politicians try to pay as little tax as possible.
(Apologies for using the same icon again, but it's the only one that describes the how the world is slowly unravelling at the seams).
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Long live the Cameronia! Long live the Dwarves!
I recall buying a supposedly legit DVD copy of Shekhar Kapur's "Bandit Queen" in Delhi's Palika Bazaar about 10 years ago. The film was controversial in India in more ways than you can count, and I was surprised to even see a copy - far more surprised to see the DVD also managed to squeeze in 2 other politically iffy movies (names forgotten). A bloody bargain, I thought, what could go wrong? The shoehorning of 3 titles onto a supposedly 2 hour format should have been a clue; the Indian Film censorship board. A graphic, well made movie about an abused lower caste woman turned dacoit (bandit) who was raped by men from an upper caste and went on a heavily armed payback spree, killing 22 villagers in a notorious massacre before ending up in jail after a widely attended ceremonial surrender was always going to give the censors a field day, and by the time they'd finished hacking away at the nudity and upsetting politics, the original 119 minute film was lopped down to about 30 at best, taking the usual "scenes likely to offend national sensibilities" rationale to an ultimate extreme beyond even the Daily Mail's wettest dreams.
I'm sure its an approach the Friends of Dave would recognise and applaud.