They May be Cooking the Books, Baking in New Users
They May be Cooking the Books, Baking in New Users
In a bid for a seminally novel way of boosting new business.
This could be a "Corporate E-Z-Bake Oven" to profits....
Adding "gusto" and "spunk" to the growth, synergies, and low level of duplications, and eggstreamly high "active node count", hahaha
http://mashable.com/2011/08/01/facebook-expecting-option/
Now, to keep the daily ticker/status higher, they'll offer to select, upscale parents a "FLOGIN -- Fetal Login" apparatus, to "display 'baby's' heartbeat and love of Facebook..."
Talk about being "hooked at birth", hahaha. But, inactive users will internally be spoken of as "denoded", "lost connections", "latent reconnects", and "delayed packets" in the "stream of consciousness that is OURS".
First, babies were mostly "accidents". Silly people are "hatched". If the spawn of Satan, dropped out of a jackal's ass, hahaha. Now, babies will be "uploaded" then "downloaded".
Maybe Facebook will design and patent a premature "Borg Maturation Chamber", and Palo Alto will be the neural plexus? Facebook will "link and connect" people from -- not cradle to grave , but -- fertilization to decomposition...
Maybe some enter, prising, uninvited, un-end-vaded Swedish Swimmers will sneak in some "ball cutters" at the company's next all-male swim fest?