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Shaken Oz reader Christopher Scott has been in touch to say he's just stumbled upon a transdimensional rift, spotted by Street View's all-seeing eye menacing Ringwood, Victoria: Strange tear in the fabric of space time in the skies above Ringwood It's difficult to ascertain just what lies beyond this sinister portal ripped …

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  1. Annihilator
    Coat

    "keep watching the skies"

    You mean skis?

    Because the following story is true, and by true I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.

  2. Chris G

    Transdimensional DIY

    So the scourge of DIY has crossed the transdimensional divide? and of course Australia is known for its excellent DIYers (True Aussies have access to some of the best tools and materials).

    I can just imagine the Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool!

    1. LaeMing
      Go

      Re: Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool

      And 9 months later we are over-run by Ugu-stool hybrids. Gaaaaaaaaaaphrhhhhhh.

      1. Chris G
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: Slime Lords of Ugu knocking up a kitchen stool

        I hadn't considered that kind of 'knocking up' but since you have mentioned it I have redecorated my key board with drinking yoghurt!

  3. lawndart

    says:

    It's the Snarl!

    I knew Roy shouldn't have destroyed that Gate.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: says:

      In which case, you know nothing about Ringwood...

      For UK readers think "Reading."

      For Americans, your pronunciation is wrong.

    2. Crisp

      Re: Gate

      What Gate?

      1. ratfox
        1. Crisp
  4. ADJB

    West Brumwich

    "Google has now removed the pliers, presumably at the behest of its tooled-up lizard overlords."

    Damn, that was the only tourist attraction in West Bromwich.

    1. Colin Millar

      Re: West Brumwich

      Ha - its funny yes - you used the word "tourist" near to the words "West Bromwich"

      Seriously though - the only way you get a tourist in West Bromwich is if Shane Meadows has a Tom Wolfe moment. It could do with a good bonfire.

      1. LaeMing
        Black Helicopters

        It's a conspiracy!

        West Bromwich have obviously conspired with the lizard army to re-route tourist traffic from the Bermuda Triangle to them, via this rift!

    2. cortland

      Re: West Brumwich

      Too bad; they weren't even pliers, but wire cutters.

      SNIP

      Cue the motors winding down.

      1. Lester Haines (Written by Reg staff) Gold badge

        Re: Re: West Brumwich

        Not so: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/15/street_view_pliers/

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    That's what you get when a brand-new doctor tries to fly the TARDIS and it explodes...

  6. Diogenes

    So thats where they got to

    Was working on my model railway, and put the pliers down on bench, and they just disappeared !

  7. Imsimil Berati-Lahn

    An enormous pair of pliers has appeared...

    Seen something similar before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMEPnKYX5C0

  8. Winkypop Silver badge
    Alien

    Ringwood?

    It's a bogan time portal, warm up the Torana and set mullets to stun!

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Coat

    Maybe Iron Man needed some spare parts after that Avengers movie?

    And where better for multi-billionaire Tony Stark to go than Cost Less Bolts! You don't get rich by throwing away money on full-price industrial fasteners!!

    (Mine's the War Machine suit in the corner. By the way, does anyone have some spare 8 mm bolts?)

  10. Roby
    Thumb Up

    I for one welcome our new tooled-up lizard overlords.

  11. Black Rat
    Coat

    As I suspected..

    there's something fundamentally worng with the universe

    mines the one with the tin-foil in the pocket

  12. Mr_Pitiful
    Happy

    I think.....

    My wife has one of those!

    1. cosymart
      Happy

      Re: I think.....

      What does your wife have: Tin foil pockets? Tooled up lizard? A bogan time portal? An enormous pair? A knocked up a kitchen stool?

      Hang on I might have spotted it :-)

  13. bag o' spanners
    Pint

    Looks like something from planet QVC.

    "Gorgeous fuschia rhinestones on a bed of industrial carcinogens. Feeeel the glammerrrr!"

  14. Havin_it
    Alert

    Kaiju incursion imminent!

    Time to fire up the Jaegers...

  15. annodomini2
    Coat

    I think...

    These indeterminate beings are trying to suggest to us we all need the snip!

  16. Jon Smit

    Wales has a time shift

    Move from summer to winter and back again here ....

    https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.50500085,d.ZWU,pv.xjs.s.en_US.ciY8R2R6XC8.O&biw=1553&bih=897&noj=1&q=owens+lane+ystalyfera&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x486e5a4dccbe373f:0x74175ebd3f12c4af,Owen%27s+Ln,+Ystalyfera,+Swansea+SA9+2DQ&gl=uk&sa=X&ei=XM0EUsfLMNSYhQegroHYAg&ved=0CC8Q8gEwAA

    It's never been the same since Dr Who was filmed just up the road.

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