This just in from The Chocolate Factory. Google Glass will soon integrate with a new line of garments, including the Nexus bra (in partnership with Playtex) that adjusts the wearers cleavage based on location tracking.
MicroSoft will also be releasing their belated entry into the market, resurrecting Clippy who will inform the wearer when their garments need to be changed. "I see you've soiled your pants again Dave, do you want help finding the nearest launderette?"