Hang on...
...It's not April 1st anymore.
The time has passed when folk thought it proper to call boys Hubert and girls Gwendolyn. Text messages now dominate our landscape to the extent that boys are more likely to be called Conna and girls named Deby. Text-speak baby names, according to a report in the Daily Mail, are becoming increasingly common on birth …
1. "Text-speak baby names" -> Dail Fail nonsense. Predictive text = RIP TXT SPK.
2. more like "a genuine misspelling or just an attempt by parents to give their kids unique labels" -> Cud bee eevur. Fik or krazy mumz n dadz lol.
3. "many kids leave mobile phones on overnight" -> As does the vast majority of the adult population. Who turns their phone off at night? Do you unplug your landline phone too?