Squirmy NSA Azure execrable in PRISM
Dicey dicey skulduggery. Feed business data into maudlin claws of NSA, tossed like Smaug The Terrible in troves of golden golden spying.
Spying Spying clandestine Azure! Bestow all precious Data to Azure, NSA big data wants it!
Bestow precious hallowed Data to Windows 8.1 - which feeds data to the NSA - scratch that - advertising partners, to give you a personalised Ad experience
Bestow precious data to Microsoft, do it, do it NOW! Gets your credits cards paranoia is vacuo, think ee not, buy obfuscated services, mutant subscriptions $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$