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Get your new annotated Chinese dictionary of favourable expressions, each with its "reduced tariff" score. Get it now, and get out tomorrow! Includes helpful prison scrabble board for practising and your own ipad with Wifi! You can buy these items straight away for 1,000,000,000 Yuan. Or earn them by working hard at the prison factory for a few decades. Then tweet away and earn days off your sentence. You could be getting out TOMORROW!