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The hated stormtroopers of the US Transportation Security Administration earned themselves another little bit of public ire over the weekend, as they briefly held up the actor who played Chewbacca in the Star Wars movies over concerns that he was tooled up with a light-sabre. However it turned out that in fact brobdingnagian 7 …

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  1. Quinch
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    I'm not seeing the problem

    They spotted something that looked like a possible weapon, carried by someone who looked like he could use it with deadly efficiency. They pulled him aside - didn't steal anything, didn't land their Millenium Falcon in his exogorth - he was in and out in five minutes.

    While I haven't had any firsthand experience with the TSA {and the horror stories I hear make me avoid transferring via US, damn the plane costs}, this looks like exactly the kind of thing they - and any airport security, for that matter - is obligated to do. Keep eyes open, identify possible threats, investigate quickly, politely and professionally and if no threat exists, thank the passenger for their time and send them on their way.

    Authority abuse is apparently commonplace in the TSA, but the knee-jerk reaction to jump down their throats whenever they do anything is counterproductive, IMO.

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    1. Corinne
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      Re: I'm not seeing the problem

      People who genuinely need a stick to walk with (rather than just carry one for image reasons) tend to walk a bit differently from most e.g. leaning a bit on the stick, walking stooped over or limping. These factors sort of counter the "deadly efficiency" view you're suggesting.

      ANY walking stick can be used as a weapon, and illicit items can be carried inside a modified walking stick - does this mean every person carrying one needs to have "special" attention by the TSA?

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      1. Quinch
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        Re: I'm not seeing the problem

        Such a walk can be artificially affected - and the article points out that the reason Mayhew was pulled aside because the cane was noticeably heavier than they tend to be - hence the presumed checking for said illicit items.

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        1. Anonymous Coward
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          Re: I'm not seeing the problem

          He had a heavy walking stick carved to look like a lightsaber. You think airport security SHOULDN'T check that out, because you think he might have been walking with a limp? That makes no sense.

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        2. Don Jefe
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          Re: I'm not seeing the problem

          He is OVER 7 FEET TALL! Of course his cane is going to be heavier than a normal specimen. Just like a small persons cane would be lighter than average.

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          1. Anonymous Coward
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            Re: I'm not seeing the problem

            Yes, he's a seven foot tall man carrying what looks like a heavy wooden sword onto a plane.

            You don't see why security might want to check that out. Really. You don't get that.

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            1. Anonymous Coward
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              Re: I'm not seeing the problem

              "Yes, he's a seven foot tall man carrying what looks like a heavy wooden sword onto a plane.

              "You don't see why security might want to check that out. Really. You don't get that."

              In the first place, that remark is blatantly sizeist. Count yourself lucky not to be reported to the Discrimination Police.

              Moreover, a "light saber" doesn't actually look like a sword at all. You really should get out more.

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      2. druck Silver badge
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        Re: I'm not seeing the problem

        Corrine wrote:

        People who genuinely need a stick to walk with (rather than just carry one for image reasons) tend to walk a bit differently from most e.g. leaning a bit on the stick, walking stooped over or limping. These factors sort of counter the "deadly efficiency" view you're suggesting.

        Not seen Yoda fight then?

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    2. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: I'm not seeing the problem

      What's a non-Jedi doing with a lightsabre anyway?

      To be fair, trying to board a plane carrying a replica weapon, even a fictional one, is not the brightest of things to do nowadays - particularly in the USA.

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      1. Danny 14
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        Re: I'm not seeing the problem

        perhaps they were looking for droids?

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  2. Thomas 4

    And this was the point...

    ...that Chewie regretted not paying attention when Luke was prattling on about Jedi mind tricks.

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  3. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

    "No social media played a role..."

    But a Jedi in the queue did - "this is not the light-saberstick you are looking for"...

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  4. cduance

    wookie

    Beat me to it lol

    this is not the wookie you are looking for

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  5. frank ly

    Have you seen what a light sabre can do?!

    They were right to pull him in for checks and questioning.

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  6. C 18
    Happy

    My advice...

    ...let the wookie win...

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  7. C 18
    Happy

    Of course he did have the option...

    ...to use the real 'Chewbacca defense'...

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  8. KierO
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    Only recently had my first experience with the "dreaded" TSA.

    Yes they are a bit draconian

    Yes they almost made me miss my connecting flight (luckily it was delayed)

    Yes they were a bit rude and officious.

    Am I that bothered? No, because the UK Border Agency is almost as bad!!!

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    1. Vladimir Plouzhnikov
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      "because the UK Border Agency is almost as bad!!!"

      Certainly not, unless you are wearing a wrong type of shoes, of course.

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      1. Danny 14
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        I have *never* been stopped by UK border. TSA on the otherhand just love to queue up the british for "S" treatment.

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        1. Don Jefe
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          I get pestered shittily every time I go to the UK. They suck just as bad as the TSA (minus the stealing your stuff bit) but they don't tend to gang up on you/surround you like hyenas like the TSA, which is nice.

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        2. Tom 38
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          Last time I came back in to the UK, I didn't even have to interact with UK border agency personnel, just one of their robotic friends.

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          1. Nick Ryan Silver badge
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            Last time I flew back from the US (including an internal flight) I didn't even have a passport (it was lost/stolen).

            It was almost comedy... "ID?" "I don't have any, I have lost my passport and am flying home" Oh, carry on then.

            Landing home in the UK "ID?" "I lost it, but am a UK citizen" "OK, fill in this form" (form filled in - basically, name and address) "OK, welcome back to the UK"

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      2. rh587
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        Or a t-shirt with a picture of Optimus Prime on it...

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2065320/Airport-staff-stop-passenger-boarding-for-wearing-Transformers-T-shirt.html

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  9. Aldous
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    The TSA caught a terrorist!

    Did you not see those films where he was part of the insurgents who attacked the defensive armies of the imperium?

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    1. RecQuery
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      Re: The TSA caught a terrorist!

      Soul Plane 2 - The Blackjacking?

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  10. Anonymous Coward
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    Y-A-W-N

    Delayed a whole 10 minutes while they inspected his 6" long cane. This is your typical big deal non-news story over nothing.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: Y-A-W-N

      "Delayed a whole 10 minutes while they inspected his 6" long cane".

      A six-inch cane would be of very little use even to an altitudinally-challenged individual.

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  11. BornToWin

    How illiterate

    "hated storm troopers" my a$$. What ignorance. I hope the clueless are onboard the next flight that is blown up or crashed. Hating people for protecting your a$$ is a very dumb thing.

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      Re: How illiterate

      The only 'a$$ protection' they seem to manage is in the form of a blue surgical glove.

      And you just have to take it on faith that it's a fresh one.

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    2. P.Nutt
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      Re: How illiterate

      Protecting my a$$!!! The fact they found someone stupid enough to sit next to a x-ray machine for 12 hours a shift proves in itself they are not the best and brightest America has to offer.

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  12. Anonymous Coward
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    "even so, TSA operatives in Denver..."

    Denver. Makes sense. When I go through other airport check-ins, I have no problem. "What do you have in your pockets?" "Nothing, but my body piercings WILL set off your sensors!"

    :scan, hand wand:

    "You're OK. Have a nice day"

    Denver? Pulled over and they seem in full panic mode. "I'll strip nude..." "No! No need for that sir! We'll just get a supervisor..." As if Denver is the hot-spot of infiltration!

    I've got about 130g or so of metalwork on my body and in Denver I had TWO TSA guys checking on me. I need to wear my 'batsuit' more often in airports - a skin-tight neoprene suit can't hide much, so they seem to worry less.

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    1. Omgwtfbbqtime
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      Should be fun when the Missus goes through the detector then, her "piercings" are 11 screws and 2 plates holding the shrapnel of a bad TPF together.

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  13. Rufusstan

    Perspective goes both ways.

    I can see the need to stop major threats and he was only held up for 10 minutes or so, but I thought it was something huge. It just seems to be scaled up for a 7 footer. -- I'd post a link to a pic, seems not trusted enough yet, easy to find anyway

    Personally, I just think the TSA guys just wanted an excuse to have a look; it is pretty impressive.

    By the way, have to love the dangerous threat stuff. He is 7 foot 3 and all, but also is almost 70.

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    1. Tom 13
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      Re: but also is almost 70.

      Remember: Wormtongue always regretted he was not able to keep Gandalf from bringing his walking stick into the court chambers.

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  14. Roby

    Wait, is 'Mrauuun' supposed to be a phonetic transcription of the sounds wookiees make?

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    1. Anonymous Coward
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      "Mrauuun"

      Pretty accurate IMO

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