If Carling made scouser astrophysicists
Why aye man!
Stargazing NASA scientists have snapped an image of a massive hurricane on Saturn whose vortex is 20 times larger than the average size of the eye of its earthly cousins.* The blowy behemoth boasts an eye estimated to be over 2,000km (1,250 miles) wide, which is more than large enough to spot any troublesome hobbits heading …
Having once got flamed to cinders as a youth for referring to an embossed surface as 2.5D, I think it is only fair that Eadon writes out the following 1,000 times:
"If it has height and width, it's 2D: if it has height, width and depth, it's 3D"
Either that, or we lock him in a room with nothing but a Win RT tablet for company over the weekend...