back to article No, really: Austrians develop hi-tech jewellery made out of concrete

A Viennese designer has just snagged a prestigious international award for his new line of jewellery, which uses a new high-tech process to fashion the ornaments out of concrete. Can it be that I hold here in my mortal hands ... a lump of purest grey? "Concrete has incredibly beautiful aesthetics. As a material it can do a …

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  1. jake Silver badge

    Nothing new.

    Swimming pools, sailboats, garden gnomes, faux waterfalls ... Same process. Gaudy gunnite (shotcrete, if you prefer ...), mostly coveted by folks with absolutely no taste.

    1. Shagbag

      Re: Something new.

      Only two questions: do they make a Prince Albert and will the added weight increase the length of the shaft?

      1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

        Re: Something new.

        IIRC the article said this stuff is lighter so it look s like you'll have to stick to the traditional method of pinning it to your trouser leg.

      2. BlueGreen
        Devil

        Re: Something new.

        1 - you do *not* want *any* piercing jewellery made out of concrete. Metal is available in some eyewatering gauges and 316L is heavy.

        2 - I'm sure it does, but as the quote famously has it, "the shaft stretched twice as long is half as wide". Swings and roundabouts, dear boy.

        (Icon is howling in pain)

    2. Tim Parker

      Re: Nothing new.

      "Swimming pools, sailboats, garden gnomes, faux waterfalls ..>"

      Concrete jewelry has been around a while too.

      "mostly coveted by folks with absolutely no taste."

      Concrete can look spectacular, it can look shit and probably everything in-between - eye of the beholder and all that. To its credit, at least its not prone to making sweeping generalizations.

  2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
    Happy

    Ah, Austrians and metal reinforced concrete

    A match made in heaven?

  3. Richard 12 Silver badge

    Seems like a waste of palladium to me

    Much better uses for it than sat on someone's finger.

    Personally, I'd rather be able to breathe the air than look at a shiny thing made artificially dull by spray-on concrete.

    I'd be happier if they used man-made Pd though, "forged in a nuclear furnace" seems likely to be a selling point in this market, given the crazy "so hard to manufacture" talk that always comes with designer jewellery.

  4. LarsG
    Meh

    Not surprising

    The Austrians were experts at the manufacture of concrete, look how many bunkers they manufactured during WW2.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Windows

    Build one out of

    pykrete. Thats impressive...

    1. Chemist

      Re: Build one out of

      " Build one out of pykrete. " - that's COOL !

      1. jake Silver badge

        @Chemist (was: Re: Build one out of)

        One off the wrist might be an issue, though ...

        1. Chemist

          Re: @Chemist (was: Build one out of)

          Well I see what you mean !

          By the way has anyone read the book " Pyke : The Unknown Genius" or some similar title

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    It's probably okay once set, but when it is setting concrete can cause burns.

    1. squigbobble
      Facepalm

      I rather suspect...

      ...they let it set before trying to polish it.

  7. harry_nuttzak

    What's Next?

    Concrete Shoes?

    1. Wade Burchette

      Re: What's Next?

      The mafia already fits people for concrete shoes. So happy are the clients that you never see or hear from them again. I hear that people fitted with concrete shoes are somehow able to sleep with the fishes.

      1. Arthur 1

        Re: What's Next?

        To summarize: http://bit.ly/16TkttR

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: What's Next?

        Yes, those concrete shoes last the rest of your life!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: What's Next?

      A Polish submarine.

  8. BenR
    Headmaster

    It's not 'supported by'

    Structural reinforced concrete isn't simply "supported on an underlying metal structure" - the steel is required to provide tensile capacity and form a composite material. The lever arm between the allowable compressive force in the concrete and the tensile force in the steel then provides bending capacity.

    Similarly, reinforced concrete columns require both longitudinal and transverse reinforcement to both increase the direct axial compression carrying capacity, and to provide tensile reinforcement against the bursting forces generated by the Poisson effect (i.e. "cream-caking").

    It's not like you can take away the steel once the concrete has cured. Bad things tend to happen if you try.

    1. FutureShock999

      Re: It's not 'supported by'

      "It's not like you can take away the steel once the concrete has cured. Bad things tend to happen if you try."

      Or if the steel melts. Refer to "Towers, Twin" for details....

  9. Pascal Monett Silver badge
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    A bit disappointed, actually

    I was expecting to see concrete jewellery, not regular jewellery with sprayed-on mumbo-jumbo-make-it-sound-special rebar.

    1. Jan 0 Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: A bit disappointed, actually

      Me too, especially as I recall an article in New Scientist 2 or 3 decades ago introducing us to high strength un-reinforced concrete. By using a carefully controlled mixture of very fine aggregate the inventors were, for example, able to make coil springs for car suspension out of concrete. So I expected all or most of the jewellery to be made of concrete.

      1. Vic

        Re: A bit disappointed, actually

        > able to make coil springs for car suspension out of concrete

        I've seen a concrete record. It worked. That was over 30 years ago.

        There's not so much new stuff here, from what I can see.

        Vic.

  10. JimC

    So what does it actually look like?

    What I'd like to see is some nice close up colour pictures to see what it actually looks like. Those are very pretty arty shots, but ultimately concrete is mineral grains in a matrix... If all those grains are highly polished I can imagine the resulting effect as being rather decorative - each different mineral grain reflecting separately...

    I can then go on to visualise the same effect with something rather exotic as the mineral grains. For the really affluent how about diamond, ruby and sapphire grains in a metallic matrix? They must be reasonably available as residue from the process of cutting gem stones I should have thought...

    Or is my imagination just leaping way beyond what this stuff would actually look like?

    1. M Gale

      Re: So what does it actually look like?

      I'm thinking diamond/ruby/sapphire dust in some kind of polished epoxy.

      Now that's an idea.

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: So what does it actually look like?

        Sounds like my ceramic tile and stone/brick saws.

  11. Richard Scratcher
    Pint

    Austrian v Australian

    Call that a ring?

    [bottle opener ring]

    Now that's a ring!

  12. LinkOfHyrule
    Paris Hilton

    Concrete council tower blocks are a girl's best friend!

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Thumb Up

    Can it be that I hold here in my mortal hands ... a lump of purest grey?

    Thumbs up for the Blackadder reference.

  14. Suricou Raven

    This is silly.

    1. They get a super-expensive precious metal, but hide most or all of it from view. You might as well use steel!

    2. If it does catch on, you'll find a hundred factories open making knock-offs that do use steel. And it'll be impossible to tell them apart without destroying the jewelry.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      Re: This is silly.

      Indeed, the knock-offs will be an absolute steal at about 10% of the price!

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