back to article Mysterious Facebook product plumps up shares on Wall Street

Facebook's stock went north on Wall Street - reaching $32 a share yesterday for the first time since July 2011 - basking in the glow of the free content ad network's imminent product announcement. The company sent out invites to the press last week to "come and see what we're building". Surprisingly, the details of what will …

COMMENTS

This topic is closed for new posts.
  1. VinceH

    Aaaaaand Facebook's mysterious product is...

    ...YOU!

    1. LarsG
      Meh

      Watch

      Watch the drop when they realise what the product is.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Watch

        How many shares are sold before the announcement

  2. Zaphod.Beeblebrox
    WTF?

    May I be the first to say

    WTF? Seriously?

  3. mickey mouse the fith
    Unhappy

    Whatever it is, itl rape your privacy that little bit more

    .If the share prices are a climbing, then see above....

    1. JDX Gold badge

      Re: Whatever it is, itl rape your privacy that little bit more

      You're right, a social networking site would work much better if the site and other users couldn't see any information about you at all. It's nearly as bad as the time BT put my home phone number in their phone book... how is that not illegal?!

  4. Michael H.F. Wilkinson Silver badge

    Whatever the product, this will not entice me

    either to buy Facebook stocks, or to join Facebook

    1. ForthIsNotDead
      Meh

      Re: Whatever the product, this will not entice me

      I'm with you Michael.

      Just last night, I was unfortunate enough to be dragged into a pub. They used to be noisy, sociable places. I actually witnessed 4 grown men sat at a table, their pints on the table, in total silence. It used to be that they'd be arguing over the off-side rule, or footy league results, or which of the birds standing at the bar were the fittest. Not any more. They were all messing with thier sodding 'phones.

      "Modern men" are total complete and utter pussies!

      1. Stumpy
        Joke

        Re: Whatever the product, this will not entice me

        "That's no pub. It's a wine bar"

        (with apologies to the late Alec Guiness)

  5. Fuzz

    buy buy sell sell

    Best get selling those shares off whilst the price is good.

    Nobody wants a facebook phone, if you want facebook on your phone there are loads of phones that do that already either with apps like iOS or integrated into the OS like Windows phone.

    To make a search engine that people stop using Google for you will have to make something amazing, since facebook isn't amazing why would anyone think that a search engine produced by facebook would be amazing.

    A facebook OS? Seriously

    1. JDX Gold badge

      Re: buy buy sell sell

      Are you one of the people who a few years ago said "nobody wants FaceBook"? Just trying to gauge how much weight and money to put on your views...

  6. Forget It
    Joke

    The introduction of random spoonerisms into timeline , eg Base Fook?

  7. Khaptain Silver badge

    Fickle marketing

    The stock market is crazy for Facebook, cmon this is a bloody social networking site which prays on the weak and the feeble.

    It's sad, and maddening, to think that there are pension funds that can be influenced based on the actions of Zuck and his FragileBook.

    Capitilism really does have a nasty side.

    1. JDX Gold badge

      prays on the weak and the feeble

      and the barely literate?

    2. Magani
      Devil

      Re: prays on the weak and the feeble.

      May St.Zuck bless you, my son.

  8. Steve Todd
    Stop

    Can we say stock price manipulation?

    During the SEC mandated quiet period a company is not allowed to make any statements. That includes confirming or denying rumours. Analysts can say pretty much anything they want, start rumours etc and the price of the stock will react. Chances are the results aren't going to be stellar, so pump the price up and dump it before we get any real news.

  9. Steve Todd

    BTW, the IPO was in 2012

    So there's no way you can compare it against a 2011 price.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mobile os???

    They cant even write a mobile app that isn't a POS

  11. Stumpy

    My money is on them revealing mobile apps for Facebook that actually work...

    1. Fred Flintstone Gold badge

      I admire your optimism, unwarranted as it is..

    2. Local G
      Pirate

      If you had bought it at $20, shortly you'd have doubled your money

      My money is on FB going north of $38 a share, vitiating any actual damages in the civil cases against FB and the underwriters, leaving only the question of punitive damages and costs. If the stock price is back at the IPO price, was anyone harmed by the alleged selective disclosure?

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Others have attempted perhaps more intelligent guesses about what will be announced, including the possibility of some kind of Facebook OS geared for mobile devices"

    A Facebook OS? God-f***ing-forbid. Somebody please, say it isn't so.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    How about proof reading???

    "Facebook's stock went north on Wall Street - reaching $32 a share yesterday for the first time since July 2011"

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A new search product, well whoopeeshit.

    Just shows how they're not an innovator.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      This:

      http://news.sky.com/story/1038480/facebook-reveals-new-search-feature

  15. Andus McCoatover
    Windows

    I can't wait 'till 18:00 GMT tonight...

    Me and the missus have better plans than looking at a Facebook announcement....

    1. Mr Young
      Happy

      Re: I can't wait 'till 18:00 GMT tonight...

      Take an upvote - much more fun than some miserable bastards I won't mention...

  16. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

    I know the answer

    They're going to launch Soylent Green. Yummy.

  17. Alistair
    Coat

    Eadon:

    which Rhume is the Fune in please?

    as for "going north" ... .only if the restroom is strategically placed on the north side of the stock exchange.

    I think even the Canadian border patrol folks would kick it out.

This topic is closed for new posts.

Other stories you might like