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Connecticut twins Aric Ryan Hale and Sean Peter Hale welcomed in 2013 in fine style after being arrested for scrapping over whose turn it was to make the beast with two backs with a woman described by cops as their "shared" girlfriend. The pair - "both 28" as this report nicely notes - were in a hotel room in Manchester, east …

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  1. frank ly

    Is it the tattoo .......

    .... on Aric's arm that helps her to tell them apart, or do they have other distinguishing features?

    1. That Awful Puppy

      One of them has a bigger

      smile.

  2. jake Silver badge

    Idiots all.

    EOF

    1. Graham Marsden
      Thumb Down

      Re: Idiots all.

      Why? Because they have a relationship which differs from what you consider "normal"??

  3. Real Ale is Best
    IT Angle

    IT angle?

    Anyone?

    1. jake Silver badge

      @Real Ale is Best (was: Re: IT angle?)

      Bootnotes.

      EOF

    2. Fred Flintstone Gold badge
      Coat

      Re: IT angle?

      Multitasking and single threading, I think..

      The dirty Mac, thanks.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: IT angle?

        Actually, it was a multi-threaded program, but dead-locked on a shared resource :D

    3. Mondo the Magnificent
      Coat

      Re: IT angle?

      USB 2.0 (Unrivaled Sibling Bonking) interface.. but with one port and two devices, there was bound to be an I/O conflict..

      1. 123465789
        Coat

        Re: IT angle?

        A bit of a hacker will find another port...

        1. Mondo the Magnificent
          Devil

          Re: IT angle?

          No shit!

        2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: IT angle?

          Piggyback connection?

        3. JetSetJim
          Coat

          Re: IT angle?

          There's always a backdoor that can be exploited

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: IT angle? @Mondo the Magnificent

        >but with one port and two devices

        O ye of little imagination

    4. peter 45

      Re: IT angle?

      I/O conflict?

    5. PeeKay
      Facepalm

      Re: IT angle?

      Simple - it's Bootnotes.

    6. JohnG

      Re: IT angle?

      resource allocation error?

      1. Shady
        Stop

        Re: IT angle?

        Or overflow?

    7. sisk
      Coat

      Re: IT angle?

      It sounds like a movie produced by Brazzers for release to the internet. That count as an IT angle?

    8. Levente Szileszky
      Thumb Up

      Re: IT angle?

      Pipelining...

  4. Secret geek
    Joke

    I wonder...

    ... how many people doing Google searches for 'Girlfriend Twin Sex' have found themselves disappointed because of this article?

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: I wonder...

      I wonder if anyone doing google searches for "girlfriend twin sex" have actually had sex with a member of the appropriate sex.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I wonder...

        Just because you haven't...

      2. Fibbles

        Re: I wonder...

        Which one is the appropriate sex?

  5. LoopyChew

    No sunglasses needed

    I guess you could say that blows came to blows.

    1. AceRimmer
      Headmaster

      Re: No sunglasses needed

      Needs more alliteration:

      I guess you could say that "The ho's blows came to blows between bros".

  6. DrXym

    Maybe they should have made themselves a sandwich.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      um....

      I think that was part of the problem...

  7. Great Bu

    Couldn't they take a lesson...

    ...from premiership footballers ?

    One at each end and then swap over at half time (oranges optional).....

  8. Esskay
    WTF?

    Sounds like a classy lass

    When the apocalypse comes round women like her will rule the world.

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Sounds like a classy lass

      How do you know she's round?

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Xbox Trailertrash

    if ever I saw some.

    Can we get a pic of their shared girlfriend, i'm sure she's a right star...

  10. Arachnoid

    Bus or Busty?

    Well despite all the interest shown so far Id still like to see an image of the woman involved before passing judgement

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    LOL

    Oh well, no half price wedding then?

  12. Dr_N
    FAIL

    Wrong Photos

    Shurely the photo accompanying this news article should be of the girlfriend?

  13. adam payne

    There's only one word I can think of right now and that is trash.

    1. Psyx
      Pint

      What, no "white"?

      1. adam payne

        No just trash.

  14. Dire Criti¢
    Gimp

    Have they never...

    ...heard of 3-somes?

    1. dssf
      Joke

      Re: Have they never... it angle

      3-somes? Maybe they each have only 3 chromoSOMES? That could lead to unstately coonnections

      Connecticut? Maybe she pulled a connect(shun)cut on them via organic MAC attack?

      She BUSted their bus network?

      Tore doen their partially connected mesh?

      Maybe she is lucky she unrandomly dropped their headers and packets and cut their unshielded, possibly twisted pairs and pears?

      I wonder whether their topology was star or round robbin... How long have they had their maws on her MAU?

      Then again, if not for the connection errors, they might have gotten into hybridized, switched, heartbeat-augmented, extendable, scalable daisy chain top awe low-g...

      Yes, bad bad bad....

      Takes me back to sys admin courses in the 90s... Groping and poking...

      As for a musical angle... Sounds like a Bizarre Love Triangle for a Blue Monday of a New Order...

      Connecticut? Maybe she pulled a connect(shun)cut on them via organic MAC attack?

      She BUSted their bus network?

      Tore doen their partially connected mesh?

      Maybe she is lucky she unrandomly dropped their headers and packets and cut their unshielded, possibly twisted pairs and pears?

      I wonder whether their topology was star or round robbin... How long have they had their maws on her MAU?

      Then again, if not for the connection errors, they might have gotten into hybridized, switched, heartbeat-augmented, extendable, scalable daisy chain top awe low-g...

      Yes, bad bad bad....

      Takes me back to sys admin courses in the 90s... Groping and poking...

  15. NogginTheNog
    WTF?

    All I can say is:

    Eeww!

  16. M7S

    Darwinian leanings?

    At least with this arrangement the chances of both of then having separate "issue", apparently to the general benefit of mankind, might have diminished.

  17. Nick Ryan Silver badge

    Paternity

    Would be a hell of an interesting paternity test if it every came to it...

  18. Ommerson
    Stop

    would....

    ...having sex with both of them simultaneously constitute incest?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: would....

      Only if their balls touch.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: would....

      "Facilitated" incest

  19. The Indomitable Gall

    I expect...

    I expect that there'll be an "adult" film based on this true story in the works as we speak.

  20. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This happened to me once, well actually I was wanking in front of a mirror, boy was the other guy ugly.

  21. Suburban Inmate
    Trollface

    45 minutes each way, oranges at half time.

    No, wait, it's 'murika: 20 time-outs and all-u-can-eat hot dogs!

  22. Burch
    Trollface

    How about

    Pretending it's Jedward for uber-creepiness.

  23. Bucky 2
    Pint

    Beast with ?2? backs?

    I thought the primary benefit of dating twins was making the beast with *3* backs.

  24. Rentaguru
    Coat

    This reminds me

    I once dated two sisters and very nice it was too. Except the occasion I choose to comment during a particular oral engagement the factually correct "your sister does it better". This resulted in a chomping action and extreme discomfort in the nether regions.

    I have since avoided critical appraisal of the fair sex while their teeth are positioned round my willy.

    I'll get my coat .... the one with the steel condom in the pocket!

    1. toxicdragon

      Re: This reminds me

      You actually had to experience that to consider it a bad thing?

      Wow.

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    WOW she's a bit of a slag, ain't she?

    Fuckwits, fighting over a bitch? Sounds like a case of undescended testes to me.

  26. MJI Silver badge
    Facepalm

    They have it wrong

    Twins are usually very close.

    What is wrong with a threesome?

    One in front, one behind, problem solved.

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