End of days: Possessed POWERPOINT predicts Mayan Apocalypse Miscreants have crammed malware into a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation about today's supposed Mayan Apocalypse. If someone emails you a .ppt slideshow titled Will the world end in 2012?, give it a wide berth unless the world really does end today and you're feeling wild. The booby-trapped presentation packs Visual Basic …
The days are going to be getting longer now! Spring is coming! Woo-hoo! This is a good thing!
(Idiots predicting doom, based on moronic opinions on "long count", really need their heads examining ... The Maya people never actually thought, or predicted, such scenarios ...)
I truly hope that nothing happens "today" (which, let's face it, means something different depending on where you are on the Earth) that could be taken to be the "cataclysm"... it would make all the usual believers of such prophecies even more insufferable.
Anyway; last orders gentlemen.
"If someone emails you a .ppt slideshow titled Will the world end in 2012?, give it a wide berth unless the world really does end today and you're feeling wild.".
Well, with all due respect El Reg but should the world does end (which I kinda doubt) then I can think of a whole lot more wild things to do then opening a Microsoft PowerPoint file...
But each to his own ;-)
That's so ancient and innocuous that it is more akin to rickrolling than to a real security threat.
I am pretty sure that it was intended as such by its creators (most likely a couple of high-school students). Silly, yes. Dangerous? Not by any stretch of the imagination.
That goes straight in the penissillyn category... ;-)
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The world in fact did end and we went through the equivalant of a Big Bang this morning at 07:00 ( GMT +1).
It was a rather non exciting event and the Univeral Counsel has advised us to continue as normal. Apparently he also sent out a PPT which list intructions on how to behave during the next Big Bang.
The Phrase "The End of the World is Nigh" was actually a misconception. What the origianl auther really meant to say was "The End of the World is a NightClub in Thornsbury" but apparetly he had had one too many Mai Tais and didn't actually manage to finish his phrase.
I saw the "rock-clock" (TM) in TiKAL bitch.
dirt runways, and adobe brick airlines!
Time to pull the plug on all the bullshit now.
Like uh,
The only thing ending is all our rights.
Like the only terrorists are big government and banks.
I said enough.
Don't ask me to serve jury without nullification up front.
Don't ask me to turn in guns. NONE
Don't ask me to get an injection.
These will cost your life!
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