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William Shatner, the "world-renowned performer and writer", is offering the fanbois the chance to assemble pre-recorded words straight from Kirk's mouth into "Shatisms" - phrases "played out in Shatner's voice". The Star Trek thesp said of his $2.99 "Shatoetry" app: "People all over the world have been listening to my voice …

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  1. MikeyD85
    Coat

    I just

    Shat myself with excitement.

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    1. Aaron Em
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      iShat?

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    2. MrT
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      You wait for ages...

      ...then three turn up at once - I haven't laughed this much at news site articles in a loooong time. Brilliant stuff - beats that bloody talking cat by a country mile.

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  2. jai

    KHAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

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  3. Joe K
    Pint

    What?! Bought!

    Cos its Friday, obviously.

    "How can you do a spoken-word version of a rap song?"

    "He found a way"

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  4. AceRimmer
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    If I was on the market for a new phone

    I would be buying an iphone just for this

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    1. VinceH
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      Re: If I was on the market for a new phone

      "I would be buying an iphone just for this"

      Now, now, I've told you a million times: don't exaggerate.

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  5. adam payne

    "Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!"

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  6. Anonymous C0ward

    Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

    I'm the Shatman!

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    1. Code Monkey
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      Re: Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

      That earworm infection was fast! Superluminal even.

      Skibbydibbydibbybombombom! Bombombom!

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  7. Sir Runcible Spoon

    Sir

    "Somebody get this green bitch off me!"

    "What the fuck was THAT!?"

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  8. Dave 126 Silver badge

    Has to be:

    "What the fuck is a samophlange?"

    http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1653501/a7d3ea3b/thundercats_bloopers.html

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  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Ilfracombe... laced with prostitution."

    You can't buy publicity like that.

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  10. Christoph

    That ... is ... not ... a ... toupee ... it ... is ... a ... tribble.

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  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

    His. Delivery. Lends. Itself. Tothisapp.

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  12. Pirate Dave Silver badge
    Pirate

    So...

    Shat shat the Shat app?

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  13. Dana W
    Meh

    Worth it.

    So I can hear him admit how bad an actor he really is in his own voice?

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  14. Admiral Grace Hopper
    Alien

    You bastards

    That's £1.99 and a whole afternoon that I'll never see again.

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  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Hello .. Bank ... of Ameiricia... This is .. me... Bill.

    I would like ... to make ... a transfer. ......"

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  16. Adam JC
    FAIL

    What a pile of...

    shat.

    That is all.

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  17. GougedEye

    Android

    or it didn't happen

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  18. The Grump
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    Wow. Just...wow !

    This app is amazingly amazing. It's better than the app that turns my phone into a banjo. Shatnerize me, Captain !

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  19. Jess

    Where's the symbian version?

    The only people I know who'd want it have N8s

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  20. David Kelly 2

    Brilliant! Plausible Deniability!

    With such an app in the wild Shatner can say *anything* and later deny it claiming "the app said it, no me!"

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  21. Frumious Bandersnatch

    2012

    It was a pretty good year.

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  22. perlcat
    Pint

    A person can learn from this kid:

    "it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a firearm"---Nelson Muntz

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